What music lyrics make you laugh?!

(That, that) Dude looks like a lady
(That, that) Dude looks like a lady
(That, that) Dude looks like a lady
(That, that) Dude looks like a lady

Cruised into a bar on the shore
Her picture graced the grime on the door
She a long lost love at first bite
Baby maybe you're wrong, but you know it's all right
That's right

(That, that)
(That, that)

Backstage we're having the time
Of our lives until somebody say
Forgive me if I seem out of line
Then she whipped out her gun
And tried to blow me away

(That, that) Dude looks like a lady
(That, that) Dude looks like a lady
(That, that) Dude looks like a lady
(That, that) Dude looks like a lady

So never judge a book by it's cover
Or who you're going to love by your lover
Love put me wise to her love in disguise
She had the body of a venus
Lord imagine my surprise

(That, that) Dude looks like a lady
(That, that) Dude looks like a lady
(That, that) Dude looks like a lady
(That, that) Dude looks like a lady

Baby let me follow you down
Let me take a peek dear
Baby let me follow you down
Do me, do me, do me all night
Baby let me follow you down
Turn the other cheek dear
Baby let me follow you down
Do me, do me, do me, do me

(Guitar solo)

Ooh what a funky lady
She like it, like it, like it, like that,
Ooh he was a lady

(That, that) Dude looks like a lady
(That, that) Dude looks like a lady
(That, that) Dude looks like a lady
(That, that) Dude looks like a lady
(That, that) Dude looks like a lady
(That, that) Dude looks like a lady
(That, that) Dude looks like a lady
(That, that) Dude looks like a lady

Dude, dude, dude, dude looks like a lady
Dude, dude, dude, dude looks like a lady
Dude, dude, dude, dude looks like a lady
Dude, dude, dude, dude looks like a lady

(That that) ya ya ya yya ya yya ya chit chit yaow

(That, that)
(That, that)
[Repeat and fade]

Aerosmith- Dude Looks Like a Lady

Lol!

Virgo Sun
Sagittarius Moon
Sagittarius RisingWww@Enter-QA@Com

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The lyrics to Wow, I can get sexual too by Say Anything!.

Hahaha, seriously just listen to it if you haven't already, you will probably laugh!.


Sun: Sagittarius
Moon: Taurus
Rising: Sagittarius

*Edit* Hey B, that's funny you say he works intoxicated because he does have a song where the lyrics are "Up in tha studio, me and my drank!.!.!." Hahaha, and did you know that he was named lyricist of the year!?! What!? Most clever lyricist, yes, but not a good lyricist, just puts clever adaptations on simple things!.!.!. He's out of control!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

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LOL!.!.!. This song : ]

I'm Too Sexy
Right Said Fred

I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me

I'm too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt
So sexy it hurts
And I'm too sexy for Milan too sexy for Milan
New York and Japan

And I'm too sexy for your party
Too sexy for your party
No way I'm disco dancing

I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I do my little turn on the catwalk

I'm too sexy for my car too sexy for my car
Too sexy by far
And I'm too sexy for my hat
Too sexy for my hat what do you think about that

I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I shake my little touche on the catwalk

I'm too sexy for my too sexy for my too sexy for my

'Cos I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I shake my little touche on the catwalk

I'm too sexy for my cat too sexy for my cat
Poor pussy poor pussy cat
I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me

And I'm too sexy for this song


http://www!.youtube!.com/watch!?v=q75gREOjy!.!.!.

Taurus w/ Leo Rising + Cancer MoonWww@Enter-QA@Com

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"The Vagina Song" by The BloodHound Gang

Some of them are hairy
Some of them are bald
Some are kinda scary
And this is what they're called

Vagina!
Vagi-hoo-a!
They call that thing
Vagina

Some belong to virgins
They're really tight and strong
But big or small, I love 'em all
That's why I sing my song

Vagina!
Vagi-hoo-a!
They call that thing
Vagina

Vagina

Some of them are smelly
Like clams and fish and such
Some smell like a summer's eve
Cause they've been duesched too much

Vagina!
Vagi-hoo-a!
They call that thing
Vagina

Vagina!
Vagi-hoo-a!
They call that thing
Vagina

Nothin could be finer
Than to be in a vagina
In the morning


Capricorn MaleWww@Enter-QA@Com

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"rock it' by the gorillaz!.

"the world is very sexy!.!.!.that's part of my collapse!.!.i'm walking to the something!.!.!.bla bla bla bla bla bla bla(COLLAPSE!)"

LMAO!. so random, but very twisted song!.

also, the bad touch by the bloodhound gang!.
"you 'n me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals!. so lets DO IT LIKE THEY DO ON THE DISCOVERY CHANNEL! gettin' horny now!.!.!."

lol!.
-cancer sun
aries rising
taurus moonWww@Enter-QA@Com

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Clawfinger - Biggest and the Best

Nobody is perfect but I'm pretty ******* close
and I'm here to give you all a heavy heavenly dose
I think you'd better listen 'cos I know who you are
and I think that you should treat me like a superstar
because I'm more than just a human I'm a gift to all of you
and I'm here to make sure that my message gets through
I wonder if you're really all as dumb as you look
or are you smart enough to learn the rules in my book
I hope you understand that the knowledge I bring
puts me in the position of a god or a king
'cos I'm blessed with the gift of the magic touch
and I wouldn't say that I'm asking for to much
all you have to do is get down on your knees and pray
and I promise you the remedy is on its way
but you can never be like me so don't waste your time
because I reign supreme and my position is divine

What's wrong with being self possessed!?
Nobody's satisfied with being second best
I've got the gift and I know that I'm blessed
and I've got to get it off my chest
I'm the biggest the best better than the rest, better than the rest

I'm not afraid of competition 'cos I know that I'm the best
and you haven't got a chance to even pass my little test
Even if you wanted to you couldn't pay the price
there ain't no room for losers in my perfect paradise
'cos life is always based upon the weight of your success
so I'll make sure that I get the most and nothing less
If I love myself then everyone will love me to
and there's nothing you can do for me that I can't do

So welcome to my kingdom and enjoy your little stay
Even if you can't afford it I'll still make you pay
so you'd better come and get it and enjoy it while you can
don't tell me that you're dumb enough to think I give a damn
I couldn't care less about what you achieve
and there's only one thing that you have to believe
the only thing important that you have to understand
is that no matter what you say it's still a god I really am

http://www!.youtube!.com/watch!?v=46cxgSGtK!.!.!.

Pisces Sun!. Virgo Moon!. Taurus Rising!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

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http://www!.youtube!.com/watch!?v=2Ck3ft8I9!.!.!.

You think that we connect
That the chemistry's correct
Your words walk right through my ears
Presuming I like what I hear
And now I'm stuck in the web
You're spinning
You've got me for your prey!.!.!.

Sorry I'm not home right now
I'm walking in the spiderwebs
So leave a message
And I'll call you back
A likely story
But leave a message
And I'll call you back

You're intruding on what's mine
And you're taking up my time
Don't have the courage inside me
To tell you please let me be
Communication, telephonic invasion
I'm planning my escape!.!.!.

Sorry I'm not home right now
I'm walking in the spiderwebs
So leave a message
And I'll call you back
A likely story
But leave a message
And I'll call you back

And it's all your fault
I screen my phone calls
No matter who calls
I gotta screen my phone calls

Now it's gone too deep
You wake me in my sleep
My dreams become nightmares
'Cuz you're ringing in my ears, oh

Sorry I'm not home right now
I'm walking in the spiderwebs
So leave a message
And I'll call you back
A likely story
But leave a message
And I'll call you back

And it's all your fault
I screen my phone calls
No matter, matter, matter, matter who calls
I gotta screen my phone calls

Ooh, the spiderwebs
Leave a message
And I'll call you back
I'm walking in the spiderwebs
So leave a message
And I'll call you back
It's all your falult
I screen my phone calls
No matter, matter, matter, matter who calls
I gotta screen my phone calls

It's all your fault
It's all your fault
No matter who calls
No matter who calls
I'm walking in the spiderwebs
So leave a message
And I'll call you back
I'm walking in the spiderwebs
Leave a message
And I'll call you back

It's all your fault
No matter who calls
I gotta screen my phone calls
It's all your fault
No matter, matter, matter, matter, matter who calls
I screen my phone calls


~Aquarius sun, Taurus moon, Cancer rising~
Www@Enter-QA@Com

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This is one of my faves when I need a good and funny pick me up! LOL!
http://uk!.youtube!.com/watch!?v=JLtPCKJlrC!.!.!.

LOL - I crack up every time I hear it! :)

Sagittarius sun
Capricorn risingWww@Enter-QA@Com

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Smack that! All on the floor, Smack That! til' you get sore!. Smack That! Give me some more! Smack that! Oooohhh!

Oh and How can I forget!?

I’m through with livin in trailers
With my pushy Mom
I’m only nine
and she makes me put make-up on
So I’ll grant her her wish
And I won’t stop ‘till I’m on TV
(Tell me what you want)

I want a brand new nose
And a cleft in my chin
And some breast implants I’ll deny I put in
And a tea cup poodle that I’m
Always carryin with me
(Yea, So what you need)

I need a good producer ‘cause you know I can’t sing
And a lawyer who can get me out of anything
Gonna date Justin Timberlake
To gain some credibility
(Who hasn’t done that)

I want my own perfume and clothing line
It’s all made in sweatshops but that’s just fine
I’ll give the child laborers
A signed copy of my CD
(So how you gonna do it!?)

I’m gonna restablish the mousekateers
Start my new life wearin those mickey ears

‘Cause we all just wanna be big Pop Stars
Start out innocent to get my fanbase large
My listeners will be people in their tweens
And old perverts who can’t wait ‘till I turn eighteen
And my first hit will be a Disney song
But my good girl image won’t last too long
My first album just has some innuendo
But by my third album I’ll act like a full blown ho
And well…

Hey, Hey, I wanna be a Pop Star
Hey, Hey, I wanna be a Pop Star

I wanna be generic, let the media lead me
Gonna sing canned music that my label feeds me
Oversaturate the market
‘till everyone’s sick of me
(Oh trust me it’ll happen)

I’m gonna dress myself without an ounce of class
Gonna Make the boys all drool and stare at my glasses
Gonna hang out with the laughing stock
Of society
(So how you gonna do it!?)

I’m gonna lose all sense
Of decency
And sell out all of my
Integrity

‘Cause we all just wanna be big Pop Stars
Papparrazzi getting pictures of my implant scars
I’ll sleep through the days, and party all night long
It’s hard to remember to put panties on
And my male fans will all feel really crushed
When those photos leak that haven’t been airbrushed
I’ll marry a loser who just wants my fame
And I’ll divorce his sorry butt the very next day
Then I’ll drop a hint that I’m a lesbian
Hoping that’ll jump start my lame career again
I’ll pose for magazines like FHM and Marie Claire
Tell ‘em ‘bout how I’m a Christian in my underwear,well
Hey, Hey, I wanna be a Pop Star

I’m gonna have some babies and then I’ll neglect ‘em
Hit my mid-life crisis when I’m 27
Make sure I’m drunk before I start to drive
Get caught lip syncin on Saturday Night Live

Well we all just wanna be big Pop Stars
Make abysmal movies and wreck fifteen cars
I’ll check into rehab after hitting that tree
I’ll check out early but be back next week
And they’ll finally put me behind bars
With a real short sentence since I am a star
The tabloids will tell ‘em that I’ve lost my flair
When the pressures gets to much I’ll just shave my hair
But I’ll work hard to get my life on track
And my fans will all start to accept me back
I’m back on top and sellin’ out my shows
Until my ex releases our sex videos, well

Hey, Hey, I wanna be a Pop Star
Hey, Hey, I wanna be a Pop Star

http://www!.youtube!.com/watch!?v=7uSlqI1AV!.!.!.

Gemini sun
Scorpio moon
Leo rising

Shady B: I LOVE THAT SONG! We can do it doggy style so we can both watch X filesWww@Enter-QA@Com

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Anything by Lil Wayne!. I wonder if he even listens to himself!? But, they say he works will intoxicated!.!.!.well, I guess that's why his words don't always make sense!Www@Enter-QA@Com

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New day has come ~ Celine Dion!.

Sun & Moon : Scorpio

Rising : LibraWww@Enter-QA@Com

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Your so gay-Kate Perry or KatyWww@Enter-QA@Com

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white and nerdy
sun sag
moon gemini
rising don't knowWww@Enter-QA@Com

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I'm inhuman!. What's laughing!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

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