What's the funniest thing you have seen happen in Public?!
Question: What's the funniest thing you have seen happen in Public!?
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i told my friend, her eyebrows needed to be more arched, cuz they were very round on her face!. she draws them in with a jet black eyebrow pencil!.!. so she was like what do you mean!? i was like ok, lemme do it for you!. i took about a good 10 mins, perfecting each eyebrows to what i meant, which was supposed to be a nice arch!.!.!. but then i thought to have some fun!.!.!. and when she looked in the mirror, she had 2 zig zags for eyebrows!.!.!.(and she was in college too lolz!.!. ppl were starin at her like who is that!? ernie from sesame street!? haha!.!.!.
oh and funniest thing in public!?
this guy was walking in my college, towards the automatic doors to go outside, that opens by their selves!. instead he walked into the glass wall on the side, his head made a huge bang sound on the glass!.!.!. and he felt sooo stupid, he was like "OMG i am sooo stupiddd! and smiling like a retart" i was like o h my godd no shii! i felt bad for him!.!. talk about embarrassing! like did u not see the clear glass!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
jeeshhhhhhh!.!.!.
im a sagittarius!.!. = )Www@Enter-QA@Com
oh and funniest thing in public!?
this guy was walking in my college, towards the automatic doors to go outside, that opens by their selves!. instead he walked into the glass wall on the side, his head made a huge bang sound on the glass!.!.!. and he felt sooo stupid, he was like "OMG i am sooo stupiddd! and smiling like a retart" i was like o h my godd no shii! i felt bad for him!.!. talk about embarrassing! like did u not see the clear glass!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
jeeshhhhhhh!.!.!.
im a sagittarius!.!. = )Www@Enter-QA@Com
I haven't seen anything that hilarious in public, but the first thing that came to mind is when this really scary hobo guy was riding a bike and crashed into this car!. He gets up and starts hitting and licking the guy's window and the guy runs out of his car screaming!.
I think that was more random than funny though!.
also, the same hobo was in Taco Bell and started singing "Looks That Kill" by Motley Crue while dancing with a Volcano Taco!.
I'm kinda mean to this hobo guy aren't I!? xD
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I think that was more random than funny though!.
also, the same hobo was in Taco Bell and started singing "Looks That Kill" by Motley Crue while dancing with a Volcano Taco!.
I'm kinda mean to this hobo guy aren't I!? xD
GeminiWww@Enter-QA@Com
One Winter I was walking along a pretty icy stretch of sidewalk when this lady came from behind and bumped into me as she was rushing to wherever she was going!. She didn't apologize, just continued walking!.
When she was about 10ft ahead of me I saw her legs fly up in the air and splat, down she went onto the ice!. Usually I wouldn't laugh at that but she had it coming!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
When she was about 10ft ahead of me I saw her legs fly up in the air and splat, down she went onto the ice!. Usually I wouldn't laugh at that but she had it coming!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I thought I'd stick with the hobo thing!.!.!.!.
Well this isn't really funny but quite creepy, my mom and I went to a restaurant and we sat at the window and this hobo comes up to the window and licks his lips and signals come here to me with his dirty little fingers then he comes in the restaurant and says that looks really good!. And my mom flat out says (without any mean-ness to it), "Yeah it actually is, you should order it"!.
Oh and recently, I was going hiking with a friend and her parents, so we go and its a popular trail so there are a lot of people!. We see these really cute guys about to walk by so we prepare our best batting eyelashes and they walk by and see us and one of them "accidentally" bumps into my friend, we think nothing of it but the fact that he liked her!.!.!. so we continue hiking and then all of the sudden we hear "you son of a b*tch blah blah blah *SLAP*" we turn around and realize her mom had slapped the guy SO HARD we were like about 5 minutes ahead and we could hear the slap! We could not stop laughing!.!.!.the guy and his friend ran off!
Not the funniest but funny!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Well this isn't really funny but quite creepy, my mom and I went to a restaurant and we sat at the window and this hobo comes up to the window and licks his lips and signals come here to me with his dirty little fingers then he comes in the restaurant and says that looks really good!. And my mom flat out says (without any mean-ness to it), "Yeah it actually is, you should order it"!.
Oh and recently, I was going hiking with a friend and her parents, so we go and its a popular trail so there are a lot of people!. We see these really cute guys about to walk by so we prepare our best batting eyelashes and they walk by and see us and one of them "accidentally" bumps into my friend, we think nothing of it but the fact that he liked her!.!.!. so we continue hiking and then all of the sudden we hear "you son of a b*tch blah blah blah *SLAP*" we turn around and realize her mom had slapped the guy SO HARD we were like about 5 minutes ahead and we could hear the slap! We could not stop laughing!.!.!.the guy and his friend ran off!
Not the funniest but funny!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I was downtown Portland, Pioneer square, and I saw this man that looked to be having a seizure!. I couldn't believe no one would help the man!. His back was to me!. He was just a jerking back and forth!. So, I convinced myself I should help!. I taped the man on the shoulder saying are you okay, do you need some help!. He turned around and his hand was on his "who ha" and yeah that's why he was jerkin!. I was so embarrased!. He was also drunker than a skunk!. OMG!!!!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Well I came out of a stall in a ladies restroom and to my surprise there was a MAN standing at the sink washing his hands!. He looked up at me with a puzzled look, then about 3 seconds later a look of shock and embarrasment took over!. He said OMG I'm in the wrong bathroom! He left real quick and I heard him asking someone outside the bathroom, "why didn't yall tell me I was going into the wrong one!?!!"
I am a Cancer!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I am a Cancer!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Oh man!.
My guy friend and I do this thing where I tell him he isn't dominant and he tries to prove himself to me!.
And one day in science class, I said "Andre, you are NOT dominant" and he stood up on his toes (he was already quite taller than me), started beating on his chest like an ape, and yelling this awful caveman yell!. I started laughing and told him to stop or I was going to pee my pants!.
Well, he didn't stop!.!.!.and I kept laughing so hard I fell on the ground and nearly blacked out because I hit my head on one of the tables!. And I nearly peed my pants!.
Man, that was funny!. I'm a Virgo!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
My guy friend and I do this thing where I tell him he isn't dominant and he tries to prove himself to me!.
And one day in science class, I said "Andre, you are NOT dominant" and he stood up on his toes (he was already quite taller than me), started beating on his chest like an ape, and yelling this awful caveman yell!. I started laughing and told him to stop or I was going to pee my pants!.
Well, he didn't stop!.!.!.and I kept laughing so hard I fell on the ground and nearly blacked out because I hit my head on one of the tables!. And I nearly peed my pants!.
Man, that was funny!. I'm a Virgo!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Well yesterday while walking the streets of NY it wasn't what I saw but a sentence I overheard!. Three girls were talking and one of them said:
"I just don't understand HOW you could lose a guy in a wheelchair!?!?"
I have no idea what happened but it made me crack up
I'm a CancerWww@Enter-QA@Com
"I just don't understand HOW you could lose a guy in a wheelchair!?!?"
I have no idea what happened but it made me crack up
I'm a CancerWww@Enter-QA@Com
Many years ago, I was sitting on a park bench after a run!. A guy was running by me as I was resting!. He looked my way, tripped and fell right in front of me!. He was so embarrassed, and I was so ashamed of myself for laughing at him!. It still makes me laugh when I think about it!.
Sag sun & mercuryWww@Enter-QA@Com
Sag sun & mercuryWww@Enter-QA@Com
I accidentally stepped on the hem of some guys droopy pants (you know, hanging down off his buttcrack) at the mall and his pants came down to his knees!. Does that count!?
Capri-crone
(I DID feel bad about it afterwards!.!.!.!.but the guy was a good sport!.)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Capri-crone
(I DID feel bad about it afterwards!.!.!.!.but the guy was a good sport!.)Www@Enter-QA@Com
a drunk man was trying to get out of the street unto the curb,he was so drunk,he just couldn't do it!.after a half an hour of trying,a Young man passed by and helped him up!.No one should ever be that drunkWww@Enter-QA@Com
I little girl @ 3 or 4 years old telling the waitress that she has bad breath!. It was so funny!. I'm sure it was embarrassing for the waitress!. However, the little girl didn't know!. She was just being brutally honest!.
I'm a VirgoWww@Enter-QA@Com
I'm a VirgoWww@Enter-QA@Com
Well me and my friend were walking and this old guy was mowing his lawn and his pants fell down!. We Only saw the back but it was funny!. We ran off laughing!. I'm a Taurus!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
i have seen a friend of mine posted a question in astrology section instead jokes section!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I saw two dogs having sex in front of the public library!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
A Man scratching his balls, lmao!!
It's crazy he was scratching it so hard that it'd have fallen out XD
Capricorn!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
It's crazy he was scratching it so hard that it'd have fallen out XD
Capricorn!!Www@Enter-QA@Com