The Zodiac Signs have been invited to a Haunted House?!

The signs received invitations!. It was Aries' idea to rally everybody up and check the situation out!. Aquarius couldn't pass up the opportunity, he was way to intrigued to figure out WHY they were invited to such a place!. They all arive and Capricorn takes control of the situation and convinces everyone to follow him in!. He has a map, a compass, and a flashlight just in case!. Everyone is content to let him step in first!. Pisces is in the back with her head in the clouds!. Virgo is picking apart every scenario in her head and whispering in Libra's ear about how she thinks this is a terrible idea given the circumstances of it being a full moon, midnight, and on private property often patrolled by police and inhabited by chemically imbalanced bums with sharp bottles!. In his other ear, Cancer is offering him a thermos of hot chocolate!. She's brought one for everyone!. Libra can't decide what's more important, Virgo's anyalytical logic or Cancer's maternal offerings!. He goes with the hot chocolate because he just caught a glimpse of Gemini in the moonlight and decides that despite the dangers, he needs to ask her out by the end of the night!. Leo turns up with Sagittarius dressed in makeshift TAPS uniforms holding dustbusters!. They're ready to bust some ghosts!. Aquarius and Gemini are enterained!. Taurus rolls his eyes, wondering why he even showed up!. Capricorn finally steps forward with his equipment, convinced they will all be safe if they just take the proper precautions!. Next thing they know, the glint of a blade is seen from the shadows and Capricorns head is sliced cleanly off his head and rolls amongst their feet!. Cancer shrieks and Pisces runs back down the hill in fear where she jumps into the back of a shady pick up truck and hides under a blanket!. Leo and Sag try to vacuum up the mess and get disgruntled when their ghostbusting machines get clogged!. When no one is looking, Aquarius collects the decapitated head and stuffs it in his napsack!. Aries finally breaks the silence "Alright guys, I think we started on the wrong foot here!. Nobody really liked Capricorn anyway!." Everyone agrees!. Cancer is too afriad to speak up!. Taurus speaks, "Um, nothing against you guys or anything but I'm going home!. Cappy was supposed to do my essay and now I'm completely screwed!." He turns to leave and Virgo uses this as an opportunity to leave as well!. Nobody objects!. On their way back down the hill, they are shot with tranquilizer guns and dragged somewhere!. Nobody sees it happen!. The remaining group finally enters into the house, Aries leading!. It's dark and musty, full of dust, and there is an ominous heaviness in the air!. Aries picks up Capricorns flashlight and shines it around!. There are no signs of movement or the source of Capricorns murderer!. Their adventure turns into an investigation now!. They split into two groups!. Aries decides that Aquarius, Leo, Sag, and Gemini will be in one group, and him, Cancer, and Libra will be in another!. Sag gets Gemini's hair stuck in his dustbuster, and Leo and Aquarius chat lightheartedly as they enter the door on the left!. Aries rolls his eyes and adresses his group!. "Theyre goners, figured we would have a better shot getting to the bottom of this and surviving with them gone!." Cancer sobs quietly and Libra watches as Gemini struggles to get her long dark locks untangled from Sag's dustbuster!. He wonders why he didn't bring one himself!. The two follow Aries into the door to the right, where they encounter a huge room with a dying fire at the other end!. There are broken chairs and tables scattered around, and broken beer bottles on the dirty floor!. Aries advises they stay close!. Especially Cancer!. He wraps his arms around her and steps towards the fire!. Libra sees what's happening now and gets angry that he didn't go with the other group!. He pulls Aries over and whispers to him "you have to be kidding me, tell me this isn't just a ploy impress that poor girl!. And if it is, go you!. But don't get me involved!." Aries replies "cmon man, it would have been too obvious if I sent you all off in the other group!. Plus, I saw the guy with the blade run off that way, you should be thanking me for not sending you to your death!." Appalled by Aries' sick scheme, Libra walks out the way they came!. Before he reaches the front door, a bag is thrown over his head and he is dragged away!. At this point Aries starts to put the moves on the frightened Cancer!. He goes to grab a broken chair and breaks it on his knee!. He goes to put the pieces in the dwindling fire when he realizes Cancer has disappeared!. He didn't hear her leave, nor did he hear anyone come in!. He is now completely alone and unarmed, and starts to panic!. He begins yelling frantically!. Before he can find his way to the door, he is hit over the head with something hard and knocked out!. He wakes up in a dimly lit room with his head in Cancer's lap!. "What happened!? You were there one second and gone the next, if you didn't want to be there you should have just said something and I wouldn't have tried so hard!." She rolls her eyes and lets his head hit the hard ground as she moves out from under him!. He sits up and sees he is accompanied not only by Cancer, but by Virgo, Taurus, Libra, and Pisces as well!. He speaks to Pisces "I thought you left a while ago!? What happened" She responds, "Yeah, well, I jumped into a passing pickup truck in a panic and somehow woke up here as well!." Libra turns to Pisces, "why would you jump into an unknown truck!? Your house is like, 3 blocks away!." Pisces cries!. Virgo and Taurus are too angry to speak!. Aries faces a wall and contemplates his bruised ego!. Libra speaks again "So, does anyone know what happened to the others!?" He is thinking about Gemini!. Nobody speaks!. They can only imagine the horrors the others are facing!. A few hours pass when Virgo notices something moving in the top corner of the room!. Taurus is counting someting on his fingers!. Virgo, "Guys, what is that in the top of the room!? Is that a camera!?" They all get up and approach the moving device!. It is indeed a camera!. They don't know it, but Leo, Sagittarius, Aquarius, and Gemini are on the other side of the camera, drunk off their asses, accompanied by Scorpio, the mastermind of it all!. Aquarius fell into a bookshelf when Leo's vacuum malfunctioned and sucked up his shirt!. He fell into a secret switch and they were incidentally transferred into Scorpio's observation room!. Not expecting this, Scorpio invited them all to have a drink and a laugh with them, and convinced them to help her capture the rest!. It was originally Scorpio's sick plan to get even with Capricorn for cheating on her, and to spite the small wrongdoings each sign had done to her over the years!. In the meantime, Taurus expresses his realization to the rest of the group that Scorpio had been missing the whole time, and it all finally clicks!. He approaches the camera and speaks: "Ok Scorpio, we get it, you're a sick individual with a grudge against the world, we're sorry for whatever we did, this is getting ridiculous though!." Scorpio turns to the rest with indecision glistening her eyes!. Aquarius reaches into his backpack and pulls out Cappy's head!. Scorpio giggles in sick delight and gets what Aquarius is trying to say!. She got her revenge, but the whole experiment was starting to get really sick!. Aquarius was always the only one able to put an end to Scorpio's sick games!. Scorpio presses a button and a door opens up in the room next door, where the rest are kept!. They walk cautiously out and see the rest sitting aroud in comfy armchairs and a television screen which shows the room they were just sitting in!. Libra laughs and grabs a beer from the cooler and goes to have a chat with Gemini!. Cancer sits in a corner and sobs at the sight of Capricorn's head on the table!. Pisces tries to comfort her!. She brings over a bottle of Jack!. They drink until they can't cry anymore!. Virgo and Taurus join in with Leo and Sagittarius in a game of beer pong!. Leo and Sag win over and over, but since nobody else will play, the 4 of them get obliterated and pass out!. They all wake up the next morning and head home!. Aquarius takes Capricorns head again!. Nobody notices!.

Epilogue-
Aries decides to stop trying to get with water signs, they're too emotional for his liking and way too much work!. He instead moves to Costa Rica where he finds a swingers club for lonely, burnt out Aries!. He's happy there!.

Taurus and Virgo end up getting together!. The experience has brought them closer together!. They don't quite understand why everyone ignored Capricorn's sudden death, they never had a problem with him!. They don't press!.

Libra finally gets Gemini to go on a date with him!. Although he seems charming at first, Gemini gets bored and dumps him!. She contacts Aries and joins him in Costa Rica!. Libra is heartbroken, and struggles with a "to be or not to be" attitude!. Right when he's about to decide on "not to be," Sagittarius stops by!. She had just had a crazy dream about him the night before and she swears it was a sign!.!. Libra is happily convinced and forgets about Gemini!. He finally decides on "to be," and is happy to have finally made his first concrete decision in years!.

Aquarius invites Leo over the next day on a date!. He plans on dissecting Capricorn's brain, thinking this will woo Leo and make him irrisistable!. He's right, this boosts Leo's ego to umatched heights!. The two live in unmatched, and perhaps, misunderstood bliss for the rest of their lives!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

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the pisces will be too scared that they will leave =] thats me! i love horror movies but i close my eyes 75% of the time haha!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

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