If the 12 star signs were in jail, what would they be in for ?!
Question: If the 12 star signs were in jail, what would they be in for !?
Aries~
Taurus~
Gemini~
Cancer~
Leo~
Virgo~
Libra~
Scorpio~
Sagittarius~
Capricorn~
Aquarius~
Pisces~Www@Enter-QA@Com
Taurus~
Gemini~
Cancer~
Leo~
Virgo~
Libra~
Scorpio~
Sagittarius~
Capricorn~
Aquarius~
Pisces~Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
aries- for starting a fight with an innocent man, while out on a night out, drunk
taurus- credit card frauds
gemini- helped the taurus, actually came up with the idea, and taurus snitched them up
cancer- attempted suicide, depression and tried to kill anyone in their way
leo- stealing the spotlight lol- i couldnt come up with anything for leo
virgo- was working in a nursing home and used a dangerous substance instead of an antispetic on a patient, and nealry killed them- attempted murder
libra- perverting the court of justice
scorpio- the biggest drug dealer in the whole of europe finally found!
capricorn- selling dodgy products out of his car boot !. !. !.
sagittarius- always partying and constantly drunk, and never paid his parking ticket fines
aquarius- killed george bush, and killed robert mugabe (yet to happen)
picses- for murder, he thought he was dreaming and couldnt believe he was in jail, even to this day !. !. !.Www@Enter-QA@Com
taurus- credit card frauds
gemini- helped the taurus, actually came up with the idea, and taurus snitched them up
cancer- attempted suicide, depression and tried to kill anyone in their way
leo- stealing the spotlight lol- i couldnt come up with anything for leo
virgo- was working in a nursing home and used a dangerous substance instead of an antispetic on a patient, and nealry killed them- attempted murder
libra- perverting the court of justice
scorpio- the biggest drug dealer in the whole of europe finally found!
capricorn- selling dodgy products out of his car boot !. !. !.
sagittarius- always partying and constantly drunk, and never paid his parking ticket fines
aquarius- killed george bush, and killed robert mugabe (yet to happen)
picses- for murder, he thought he was dreaming and couldnt believe he was in jail, even to this day !. !. !.Www@Enter-QA@Com
This should be interesting!.
Aries: I'd say either fighting or evading the IRS!.
Taurus: Telephone/internet scams
Gemini: could actually talk their way out of being arrested, or for impersonation!.
Cancer: Hiring a hitman
Leo: Drunk in public
Virgo: Breaking and entering to clean everyone's house
Libra: Streaking!.
Scorpio: for being a serial killer
Sagittarius: Tying themselves to a tree and saving them OR pouring paint on fur coats!.
Capricorn: Wiretapping!.
Aquarius: Resisting arrest after a protest rally!.
Pisces: Attempted suicide but did a hit-and-run in the process by accident!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Aries: I'd say either fighting or evading the IRS!.
Taurus: Telephone/internet scams
Gemini: could actually talk their way out of being arrested, or for impersonation!.
Cancer: Hiring a hitman
Leo: Drunk in public
Virgo: Breaking and entering to clean everyone's house
Libra: Streaking!.
Scorpio: for being a serial killer
Sagittarius: Tying themselves to a tree and saving them OR pouring paint on fur coats!.
Capricorn: Wiretapping!.
Aquarius: Resisting arrest after a protest rally!.
Pisces: Attempted suicide but did a hit-and-run in the process by accident!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
OK just for fun (unfortunately some of these are true crimes by people I know)
Aries would be in for felonious assault!.
Taurus would be in for indecent exposure in public!.
Gemini would be in for not paying child support for his 7 children!.
Cancer would be in for war crimes
Leo would be the celebrity who thought they could get away with anything, but got caught drug trafficking!.
Virgo would be in for some kind of white collar crime like insider trade fraud or something like that!.
Libra would be in for being that local thug who tried to be a con man!.
Scorpio would be in for prostitution!.
Sagittarius would be in for being a preacher who embezzled money using the church funds!.
Capricorn would be in for theft!.
Aquarius would be in for organized crime!.
Pisces would be in for producing counterfeit checks and money!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Aries would be in for felonious assault!.
Taurus would be in for indecent exposure in public!.
Gemini would be in for not paying child support for his 7 children!.
Cancer would be in for war crimes
Leo would be the celebrity who thought they could get away with anything, but got caught drug trafficking!.
Virgo would be in for some kind of white collar crime like insider trade fraud or something like that!.
Libra would be in for being that local thug who tried to be a con man!.
Scorpio would be in for prostitution!.
Sagittarius would be in for being a preacher who embezzled money using the church funds!.
Capricorn would be in for theft!.
Aquarius would be in for organized crime!.
Pisces would be in for producing counterfeit checks and money!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
The (Millionaire) Scorpio would pay the best (Hitman) Cancer) money could by to knock off the (wife) Taurus who got too greedy during the divorce and hired a top lawyer (leo) to lie, cheat and steal half of what the scorpio had while impressing the entire jury with his elloquence and court presence!. The (Judge) sagittarius who precided over the case, stupidly and niavely took a payoff from a calculating and broodish (Lawyer ) Libra who represented the Scorpio who was indicted by the crooked (Chief of police) capricorn who had a grudge against the scorpio was tipped off by the angry and jealous (lover) Gemini who was inconsistant and superficial during coss examination which led to a aquittal of the scorpio!. The (best freind) Aries of the selfishly embezzled millions from the off shore account he hid for the Scorpio and is one the run!. Although he is now free, the broke scorpio is now waiting at the jailhouse for someone to pick him up!.!.!.!.his (mom) virgo refuses to deal with her son because she does not trust him anymore, lied to the police and made sure he went to jail!.!.!.but never fear!.!.!.there is one who will save the day!.!.!.the one who loved the scorpio the most!.!.!.his bank accountant and the one he really trust !.!.!.his friend for many years and high school sweetheart shows up at the jail with a drop top Jaguar, sporting beautiful pearls with see through panty's and bra beneath a fox fur coat and diamond ear rings!.!.!.!.she walks into the jailhouse, says absolutley nothing to anyone, stirs deep into the eyes of the scorpio, puts her hand on her hips and says!.!.!.!.nothing !.!.!.only the scorpio knows what she is saying by saying nothing!.
In the long run!.!.!.everybody would end up in jail but the Scorpio and Pisces who would have planned everything out to the end!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
In the long run!.!.!.everybody would end up in jail but the Scorpio and Pisces who would have planned everything out to the end!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
aries - stealing ( i have a friend who's an aries and ALWAYS steals, everytime we go shopping lol )
taurus - robbing bank
gemini - getting caught by the police as the "wanted criminal" when he/she accidently took of their disguise mask
cancer - stealing food for her/his children
Leo - going wild on a cop who didn't give them enough attention lol
Virgo - innocent but mistaken for being the "wanted criminal"
Libra - trying to make "peace and harmony" with the cops, annoyin the **** out of the cops hehe
Scorpio - probably not in jail, know as the "smart criminal" that never gets caught
Saggittarius - being evicted but choosing to not listen to the cops and stay in their house, police force them out and take them to jail
Capricorn - tried to control society to create a 'disciplined, conventional, and proffessional" way of life!. Got out of line with the cops when they tried to explain that everyone has their own freedom
Aquarius - ran naked outside
Pisces - accidently told the cop where the criminal was, then out of their own shock, punched the cop
heheWww@Enter-QA@Com
taurus - robbing bank
gemini - getting caught by the police as the "wanted criminal" when he/she accidently took of their disguise mask
cancer - stealing food for her/his children
Leo - going wild on a cop who didn't give them enough attention lol
Virgo - innocent but mistaken for being the "wanted criminal"
Libra - trying to make "peace and harmony" with the cops, annoyin the **** out of the cops hehe
Scorpio - probably not in jail, know as the "smart criminal" that never gets caught
Saggittarius - being evicted but choosing to not listen to the cops and stay in their house, police force them out and take them to jail
Capricorn - tried to control society to create a 'disciplined, conventional, and proffessional" way of life!. Got out of line with the cops when they tried to explain that everyone has their own freedom
Aquarius - ran naked outside
Pisces - accidently told the cop where the criminal was, then out of their own shock, punched the cop
heheWww@Enter-QA@Com
My answers are all just for fun and games~
Aries~ Ramming the door down to the place where they where fired from
Taurus~ Stealing a Bulldozer
Gemini~ Identity theft or impersonation
Cancer~ breaking and entering, but only just to sleep for the night
Leo~ attempting a governmental over throw
Virgo~ making & selling magic brownies
Libra~ protesting (peacefully and of course unjustly imprisoned)
Scorpio~ necromancy, kidnapping, assisted suicide
Sagittarius~ possession & sales of illegal fireworks
Capricorn~ being the head of an Enron type deal
Aquarius~ …was with Libra during the protest
Pisces~ Catching fish out of Season, or over the limit
there should be a list for each sign and what they would have won the nobel peace prize for too!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Aries~ Ramming the door down to the place where they where fired from
Taurus~ Stealing a Bulldozer
Gemini~ Identity theft or impersonation
Cancer~ breaking and entering, but only just to sleep for the night
Leo~ attempting a governmental over throw
Virgo~ making & selling magic brownies
Libra~ protesting (peacefully and of course unjustly imprisoned)
Scorpio~ necromancy, kidnapping, assisted suicide
Sagittarius~ possession & sales of illegal fireworks
Capricorn~ being the head of an Enron type deal
Aquarius~ …was with Libra during the protest
Pisces~ Catching fish out of Season, or over the limit
there should be a list for each sign and what they would have won the nobel peace prize for too!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I know for a fact that gemini would be in for theft!.
as i was for shoplifting lol!.
Capricorn- serial murdererWww@Enter-QA@Com
as i was for shoplifting lol!.
Capricorn- serial murdererWww@Enter-QA@Com
cancer women - for stealing
leo and virgo women for being sexy!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
leo and virgo women for being sexy!.Www@Enter-QA@Com