Do you actually pay attention to what your horoscope says?!
Question: Do you actually pay attention to what your horoscope says!?
Answers:
horescopescopes are way too generalWww@Enter-QA@Com
I only pay attention to the 'scopes from The Onion!. Here are some:
Your Birthday Today
The party hats and streamers may seem a bit excessive, but it's not everyday that people get to celebrate your impending death!.
Aries March 21 - April 19
Jealousy, suspicion, and utter confusion will be yours this week when you find yourself at the center of a bizarre love rhombus!.
Taurus April 20 - May 20
The mere mention of your name strikes fear and terror in the hearts of men, though that's mainly because it's so difficult to pronounce!.
Gemini May 21 - June 21
The stars foresee a great number of failures, setbacks and letdowns in your future, but then pretty much anyone could have told you that!.
Cancer June 22 - July 22
Smuggling cocaine across the border is a delicate art!. Next time try stashing it inside a stuffed animal instead of a live one!.
Leo July 23 - August 22
Action and adventure await you this Thursday, though not before hours of pointless exposition and predictable plot twists!.
Virgo August 23 - September 22
Your claims that you can't do nothing right are incorrect!. What you mean you to say is "can't do anything right!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Your Birthday Today
The party hats and streamers may seem a bit excessive, but it's not everyday that people get to celebrate your impending death!.
Aries March 21 - April 19
Jealousy, suspicion, and utter confusion will be yours this week when you find yourself at the center of a bizarre love rhombus!.
Taurus April 20 - May 20
The mere mention of your name strikes fear and terror in the hearts of men, though that's mainly because it's so difficult to pronounce!.
Gemini May 21 - June 21
The stars foresee a great number of failures, setbacks and letdowns in your future, but then pretty much anyone could have told you that!.
Cancer June 22 - July 22
Smuggling cocaine across the border is a delicate art!. Next time try stashing it inside a stuffed animal instead of a live one!.
Leo July 23 - August 22
Action and adventure await you this Thursday, though not before hours of pointless exposition and predictable plot twists!.
Virgo August 23 - September 22
Your claims that you can't do nothing right are incorrect!. What you mean you to say is "can't do anything right!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
I don't make a habbit of it as for the most part, they are very broad and typically b!.s!. I knew a guy who used to write them for a small paper and he said that he would pull them all out of his ****!. I don't see why everyone else wouldn't do that!. He said that he used it while trying to pursue women and it really worked in his favour!. I appreciate the humour in such a thing and realize that it should be taken lightly!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hey Sweet Lily
me=like U
U = like me!?
me agree horoscope = BS
astrology = goodWww@Enter-QA@Com
me=like U
U = like me!?
me agree horoscope = BS
astrology = goodWww@Enter-QA@Com
No, I use astrology, and therefore have little need for horoscopes!.
Did you choose that shirt yourself!? It's so cute when kids try to dress themselves:-DWww@Enter-QA@Com
Did you choose that shirt yourself!? It's so cute when kids try to dress themselves:-DWww@Enter-QA@Com
Horoscope = BS!
Astrology = more believable!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Astrology = more believable!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Horoscopes are for the birds!.!.!.!.!. Astrology are for grown-ups who understand the subject!.
Love your shirt!.!.!.!.Walmart !?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Love your shirt!.!.!.!.Walmart !?Www@Enter-QA@Com
uh idk!. i dnt really check it often!.!.!.and wen i do i dnt really listen, i suppose!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I look at it every so often, just to see if it is ever right!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
No, I don't read my Horoscope!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
yes i kinda do but for funWww@Enter-QA@Com