That's your horoscope for the day....?!
Question: That's your horoscope for the day!.!.!.!.!?
What would you say about a horoscope (not astrology) based on your sun sign!?
You can say anything, seriuos or otherwise, about it!. Make it as long or as short as you want!. My question is though: what would you say!? Put yourself in the shoes that are too small for you (heh heh :P) and pretend you're one of those people who write the horoscope columns in the newspaper!. What will you say for tomorrow about each sign!? Please no rude remarks ;)
I'll do my own sun sign but it doesn't matter how many you wanna do, it's all up to you!. Here goes:
Gemini---Today you will wake up and put your shoes on first!. Then you'll wonder why you are such an idiot as you try and try to put your pants on and fail several time!. Finally by the time you get them on you've ripped a hole in the crotch and have to decide if you'll wear them anyway or get a new pair!.
At work you'll spill coffee on some papers and drink it off!. Then you'll remember you never got any coffee from anywhere!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
You can say anything, seriuos or otherwise, about it!. Make it as long or as short as you want!. My question is though: what would you say!? Put yourself in the shoes that are too small for you (heh heh :P) and pretend you're one of those people who write the horoscope columns in the newspaper!. What will you say for tomorrow about each sign!? Please no rude remarks ;)
I'll do my own sun sign but it doesn't matter how many you wanna do, it's all up to you!. Here goes:
Gemini---Today you will wake up and put your shoes on first!. Then you'll wonder why you are such an idiot as you try and try to put your pants on and fail several time!. Finally by the time you get them on you've ripped a hole in the crotch and have to decide if you'll wear them anyway or get a new pair!.
At work you'll spill coffee on some papers and drink it off!. Then you'll remember you never got any coffee from anywhere!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Capricorn:
You will wake up today in a great mood, things are making a turn around in your life due to the moon entering your sign today!. You will feel revitalized, confident and ready to stride into the spotlight!. If you work in your own business or have to represent yourself, a product or service today, you can expect success!.
Aquarius:
Your inate ability to connect with all manner of people will be to your advantage as you interact with others, particularly in a group setting!. Whether that means participating in a committee meeting or ducking out for a quick bite with colleagues, you'll be entertaining and resourceful!. Over the next month a creative venture, a romance, or possibly an activity involving children will rise in importance!. You'll easily garner plenty of backing for that undertaking!.
I have created the best horoscopes for myself, what I wish to happen for myself!. I did Capriquarius because those are the signs that rule me, I am on the cusp, born Jan!. 18th!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
You will wake up today in a great mood, things are making a turn around in your life due to the moon entering your sign today!. You will feel revitalized, confident and ready to stride into the spotlight!. If you work in your own business or have to represent yourself, a product or service today, you can expect success!.
Aquarius:
Your inate ability to connect with all manner of people will be to your advantage as you interact with others, particularly in a group setting!. Whether that means participating in a committee meeting or ducking out for a quick bite with colleagues, you'll be entertaining and resourceful!. Over the next month a creative venture, a romance, or possibly an activity involving children will rise in importance!. You'll easily garner plenty of backing for that undertaking!.
I have created the best horoscopes for myself, what I wish to happen for myself!. I did Capriquarius because those are the signs that rule me, I am on the cusp, born Jan!. 18th!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Aries: You will be in an office meeting and have a strong temptation to climb up on the round table, take off your shoe and bang on the table with it and shout at everyone while pulling out your hair and foaming at the mouth!. Go ahead! Uranus is in retrograde so act on your wildest impulses!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Leo:
You will spend the day having a blast with your wonderful and adorable daughter and then you'll spend the evening hours drinking wine and snuggling with your sexy cancer boyfriend who knows EXACTLY where you like to be kissed!.
YAY!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
You will spend the day having a blast with your wonderful and adorable daughter and then you'll spend the evening hours drinking wine and snuggling with your sexy cancer boyfriend who knows EXACTLY where you like to be kissed!.
YAY!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Virgo: The only place you will find a perfect world is in your dreams!. Everyone you come in contact with today from your spouse to the drycleaner will disappoint you in some way!. But first you will drive their @ss up the wall by demanding things like no sesame seeds on your sushi!. Apparently no one else knows or cares that the only place sesame seeds belong is on top on a Big Mac which you wouldn't eat on threat of death!. The world is a cruel, chaotic, dirty place!. Just stay in bed today!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Aries-Today is a brand new day!. A day to hurt the poor Gemini, who sits next to you at class!. But be careful: for he is just joking, do not actually break his knuckles!. Although he deserved it!.
EDIT: He was all laughing at the pic we had to take cuz of this thing!.!.!.w/e (it wasn't ugly)
so I broke his armWww@Enter-QA@Com
EDIT: He was all laughing at the pic we had to take cuz of this thing!.!.!.w/e (it wasn't ugly)
so I broke his armWww@Enter-QA@Com
Capricorn--Today with be the best day of your life!. Again!. You'll wear corporate gray, like aways, impress the boss, like always, and get another raise!. You'll sock that extra money away, show the balance to your sig other, who will reward you accordingly!. Have a great day!. And get to bed early!. Tomorrow's going to be just as busy!.
**hey, lookie!.!.!.my stalker must have missed me!.!.!.**Www@Enter-QA@Com
**hey, lookie!.!.!.my stalker must have missed me!.!.!.**Www@Enter-QA@Com
It is my birthday today 22/5 I've had a great day my kids have called in or rang me an uncle has rang and my parents have rang me for my B/day!. I got a book that I have been wanting for a long time!. I also been told that my daughter in law is having a girl as they have 2 boys!. Things couldn't get better!. How rich am I!. I have so much abundance, in my life!. WOW lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
Pisces: Do you ever feel as if you are two fish swimming in opposite directions!? That's because you are! One fish wants to swim upstream and be understanding with the entire world!. The other fish wants to be a serial killer!. Try to focus on the fish that wants to swim upstream, since the last thing the world needs is another serial killer born under the sign of Pisces!. Today things could get really tense at work!. The time will flow more smoothly if you can be flexible with co-workers and a boss who come to work drunk!. Your relationships are relatively flammable right now!. Be careful with matches!. Mercury will be going retrograde soon, so if you've been wanting to solve that important mathematical problem that's been puzzling the entire world for several centuries, get it done before Monday!. If you do not take heed of every word of this horoscopes with the utmost concern, you will die someday!.Www@Enter-QA@Com