Wacky Aspects 3: Tell me about your ascendant?!


Question: Wacky Aspects 3: Tell me about your ascendant!?
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What are the aspects your ascendant is involved in!? Give at least the major ones, but if you want to talk about minor ones that is fine too! Be creative, and don't give something stern, by the book, serious!. Sort of like, don't be saturn, be the sun! :D

So, I'll start: uranus and neptune conjunct ascendant: Intuition at it's peak!. These people have crazy eyes that go every which way, constantly rolling around and going back and forth!. Imaginary friends are unusually unusual!. These are the types who made mad scientists and janitors!. The guy who invented light bulbs probably had these aspects!. There is a need to share useless information!.

Juno sextile the ascendant: These people don't like being touched and will often stare at the mirror in hopes that one day they'll look better!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
You have a Sagittarius rising!. You climb trees for fun and enjoy falling out of them!. You make music for the sake of making music and you never really take things seriously!. You're also addicted to games, drinking and men!. There are worse things to be!

Oh!.!.!. and not to forget chocolate!. Can't forget chocolate!

Ascendant conjunct Mercury!. You talk talk and talk!. The first thing people notice about you is your big mouth, and it will be the last thing they'll forget!. You come off as too direct; maybe you should talk a little less!? People tend not to take you seriously!.

Ascendant sextile MC!. Effort for your career!? You thought it came naturally!. You don't even know how to put your back into it, and as a result, you have no career to speak of!.

Ascendant opposing Moon!. Let's face it; you don't really like yourself, do you!? You often wonder if there might be a twin of you walking around somewhere!. That could be fun!. Imagine the tricks you could pull then!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

uranus conjunct ascendant
sun trine ascendant
venus trine ascendant
mercury trine ascendant
mars trine ascendant

ascendant scorpio
i'm more scorpio than scorpios, except not as stubborn!. scorpios never mess with me!. i'm all water!. i'm so emotional, even scorpios think i'm extreme!. helps keep people away!. :) i like that!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

what kind of rubbish can I come with again !?!?!?!?!?:-)Www@Enter-QA@Com

Well SG you've gone and done it this time because you've picked the one and only thing in my chart that I can't *not* talk about:


My Leo Ascendant


Trine mars, trine N Node, sextile uranus!.


I am an egomaniac!. Further, since mars/aries is in the 9th house, and n node is in sag, I am likely to become even more of an egomaniac as time goes on!. It's beneficial to my spiritual growth to do so!. And though I may shock and appall others with my actions and my arrogance, I will at least be enjoying it!.

And that's really all that matters, isn't it!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

My ASC is Libra and I enjoy walking backwards because I think my @ss is prettier than my face!.!.!.!.

My ASC trines Venus!.!.!.!.I also try to make my own @ss curious !.!.!.!.and makes it look like its talking whenever its bare!.!.!.!.I also loving variety of exercise locally and suburbanly!.!.!.by doing kegel exercise!.!.!.!.!.
~~~I am doing it right now!.!.!.!.!.squeeze !.!.!.let loose!.!.!.!.!.squeeze!.!.!.!.!.let loose!.!.!.!.squeeze!.!.!.!.!.!.let loose ~~~ !.!.!.!.!.!.( a little deflated sound) ---- oops that was unexpected!.!.!.!.sorry side effect of the exercise!.!.!.

*** satisfied face *** ( both faces , I meant )Www@Enter-QA@Com

i'm not sure i understand but here's my answer!. i have a venus trine ascendant (gemini rising), which i don't know what it means!. my ascendant seems to have an identity of its own!. i feel something, but i show no emotions in my face!. when i'm sick, i glow, which makes people think that i'm faking it since i don't look like it!. i look cold, but when i touch you, you'll feel the passion!. i look hesitant, but within me i know my decision!. i love to study different fields, and have various expertise!. i tend to be flighty, and don't like deep emotional outbursts/attachments except to the ones i love!. i have yet to know my chart!.

edit: ouch! ryan's answer made me laugh! my face hurts!. hey, up here! my front face not the rear one=)Www@Enter-QA@Com

Lol, I'm so bad at this! But it's fun, so I'll try it anyway!.

Ascendant in Libra: Laziness and extravagance are what these people are all about!. Take them to nice places and do all their work and they'll love you forever!. Since they are in love with love they'll pay you back in more ways than one!. These people are beautiful, charming, sophisticated and excellent talkers; but don't expect them to get off the couch unless there is chocolate involved!.

Sun Conjunction Asc: These people are convinced that they are Leos, reguardless of sun sign!. They are overwhelming attention whores who think that they own the world!. They love to perform for others and are convinced that everyone actually cares!. So just smile and pretend to admire these people, and they won't throw a temper tantrum!.

Moon Square Asc: These people are emotionally insecure wrecks who are prone to random violent outbursts when they become conflicted inside!. Whoa to those around them at the time!.

Uranus Sextile Asc: Eccentric geniuses, rebels, whatever you want to call these people!. They are on a mission to change the way the world thinks, and will talk your head off about it whether you care or not!. Natives of this aspect may become a bit annoying with their rebellious ways, but they are destined for great things!. Just you watch!Www@Enter-QA@Com



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