Astro light bulbs....? (joke)?!
Question: Astro light bulbs!.!.!.!.!? (joke)!?
How many members of your astrological sign does it take to Change A Light Bulb!? (show me what cho got!)
Aries: One, but the first bulb breaks!. They cut their finger, and don't notice the blood droplets on the floor!.
Taurus: One, but they need to think this through and plan it out carefully even if it takes a god*amn week!.
Gemini: One, after their research phone survey, coupled with excessive Googling!.
Cancer: One, but they won't bother to replace it until they can't see the frying pan no more!.
Leo: Leos will replace the bulb with a crystal-grooved halogen light bulb, and then invite friends over to admire the light display!.
Virgo: Virgos are there ready with a new one, seconds before the old flickers out!.
Libra: Two people!. One to do the task, the other to entertain merrily!.
Scorpio: One, always in fear that they may be electrocuted at any given moment!.
Sagittarius: One!. May not notice the bulb is not completely screwed in, until nightfall!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Aries: One, but the first bulb breaks!. They cut their finger, and don't notice the blood droplets on the floor!.
Taurus: One, but they need to think this through and plan it out carefully even if it takes a god*amn week!.
Gemini: One, after their research phone survey, coupled with excessive Googling!.
Cancer: One, but they won't bother to replace it until they can't see the frying pan no more!.
Leo: Leos will replace the bulb with a crystal-grooved halogen light bulb, and then invite friends over to admire the light display!.
Virgo: Virgos are there ready with a new one, seconds before the old flickers out!.
Libra: Two people!. One to do the task, the other to entertain merrily!.
Scorpio: One, always in fear that they may be electrocuted at any given moment!.
Sagittarius: One!. May not notice the bulb is not completely screwed in, until nightfall!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
It takes one to screw the light bulb on, another member holds the chair or ladder, and the rest to turn the ladder to screw in the lightbulb!.!.!.!.:)Www@Enter-QA@Com
ROFL - This has made my day!. It is so true, too!.
I wish I could add something creative, but my mind doesn't think like that!.
Edit: Sindy, you once posted a question about the spring equinox chart and that it was a doozy!. Is this cyclone in Myanmar part of the doozy!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
I wish I could add something creative, but my mind doesn't think like that!.
Edit: Sindy, you once posted a question about the spring equinox chart and that it was a doozy!. Is this cyclone in Myanmar part of the doozy!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Libra- Two, one to screw it in and the other to debate with them whether they should have gone with the fluorescent energy-saving kind, or a higher wattage!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Sagittarius: One!. May not notice the bulb is not completely screwed in, until nightfall!.
Lol!!!
~Sagittarius~
Lol! I like that Leo one!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Lol!!!
~Sagittarius~
Lol! I like that Leo one!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Good one Cindy!. You know us Virgo's well!. Waiting for a light to go out so we can screw one back in! Lol!.
Thanks for the laugh today!. You're so creative!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Thanks for the laugh today!. You're so creative!Www@Enter-QA@Com
sag : we do not need lightbulbs!.!.we already are enlightened :-) LOL
Apart from those who need glasses of course !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.:-)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Apart from those who need glasses of course !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.:-)Www@Enter-QA@Com
I be an Aries and I be the only One who will change your bulb babe!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Good one Sindy!
I always forget to get extra bulbs though :DWww@Enter-QA@Com
I always forget to get extra bulbs though :DWww@Enter-QA@Com
LMAO
thx for sharing !.!. so true n funny
-sagiWww@Enter-QA@Com
thx for sharing !.!. so true n funny
-sagiWww@Enter-QA@Com
hey you should check out a video someone did on that on YouTube!. lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
Thanks
I needed a good
laughWww@Enter-QA@Com
I needed a good
laughWww@Enter-QA@Com
a good one i really like this girl!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol:)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Let me try!.!.!.!.
Aries : keep using light bulbs as punching bags , and the idiot doesnt even know why the bulbs keep breaking
Taurus : It takes 1 week for this idiot to realise the light is out , another week to understand its time to change the bulb and another week to get his as* to buy a new one!. And one more week to put it on
Gemini : no, lets choose power-sufficient bulb this time, no lets not , why!? !.!.!.because! !.!.!.why !? stop asking why!!.!.!.!. why!? , this idiot keeps talking to itself ,he completely forgets about changing light bulb
Cancer : oh no, dont do anything, I ll call mom right now and seek for her advice!.!.!.
Leo : dont have to do anything , they ll have others people to choose the best looking light bulb and put it on for them, and then try to take the credit and bragging their good taste
Virgo : oh no worries, she has a garage of spare bulbs !.!.!.!.!.!.!.she also carefully plans out how to sufficiently screw it in!.!.!.she just is having trouble trying to clean the bulb obsessively since it looks dirty and cloudy , the dumbas* completely forgets that its a pearl bulb
Libra : just having trouble whether to pick Leo or Scorpio to help her!. The only bulbs she has is the 2 flashing ones she has put on her breasts to draw the men's attention!.
Scorpio : I'd prefer darkness!.!.!.!.I never like turning on the light at the 1st place!.!.!.so all good for me
Sagittarius : Oh please, its just bulb , i mean seriously its not something to worry about, lighten up - spoken a dumb sagi with a broken leg and missing front teeth - he tried to get to the bathroom at midnight without any light on and stripped on his own urine
Capricorn : Since I have calculated the efficiency and efficacy and economical standards and advantages and disavantages of several type of light bulbs, I decided to go over to virgo' house to beg for one , cant afford to pay 1 dollar for a new light bulb, its outrageous and ridiculous !.!.!.
Aquarius : I really think if I stick an electrical plug into my as*, my eyes will be new shining light bulbs !.!.!.!.!.how cool is that, wanna try !?
Pisces : oh!.!.!? you mean I have a light in my house!.!.!.!.All this time I thought it was just spirit's light calling for me!.!.!.!.and it has gone off !? !.!.!.uh what is a light bulb again !?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Aries : keep using light bulbs as punching bags , and the idiot doesnt even know why the bulbs keep breaking
Taurus : It takes 1 week for this idiot to realise the light is out , another week to understand its time to change the bulb and another week to get his as* to buy a new one!. And one more week to put it on
Gemini : no, lets choose power-sufficient bulb this time, no lets not , why!? !.!.!.because! !.!.!.why !? stop asking why!!.!.!.!. why!? , this idiot keeps talking to itself ,he completely forgets about changing light bulb
Cancer : oh no, dont do anything, I ll call mom right now and seek for her advice!.!.!.
Leo : dont have to do anything , they ll have others people to choose the best looking light bulb and put it on for them, and then try to take the credit and bragging their good taste
Virgo : oh no worries, she has a garage of spare bulbs !.!.!.!.!.!.!.she also carefully plans out how to sufficiently screw it in!.!.!.she just is having trouble trying to clean the bulb obsessively since it looks dirty and cloudy , the dumbas* completely forgets that its a pearl bulb
Libra : just having trouble whether to pick Leo or Scorpio to help her!. The only bulbs she has is the 2 flashing ones she has put on her breasts to draw the men's attention!.
Scorpio : I'd prefer darkness!.!.!.!.I never like turning on the light at the 1st place!.!.!.so all good for me
Sagittarius : Oh please, its just bulb , i mean seriously its not something to worry about, lighten up - spoken a dumb sagi with a broken leg and missing front teeth - he tried to get to the bathroom at midnight without any light on and stripped on his own urine
Capricorn : Since I have calculated the efficiency and efficacy and economical standards and advantages and disavantages of several type of light bulbs, I decided to go over to virgo' house to beg for one , cant afford to pay 1 dollar for a new light bulb, its outrageous and ridiculous !.!.!.
Aquarius : I really think if I stick an electrical plug into my as*, my eyes will be new shining light bulbs !.!.!.!.!.how cool is that, wanna try !?
Pisces : oh!.!.!? you mean I have a light in my house!.!.!.!.All this time I thought it was just spirit's light calling for me!.!.!.!.and it has gone off !? !.!.!.uh what is a light bulb again !?Www@Enter-QA@Com