The 12 signs are having dinner?!


Question: The 12 signs are having dinner!?
Where would each zodiac sign be at the table, and what would they be doing!? (lol I know this is kinda silly but I'm bored)!. I'll start off!.!.!.

Cancer is setting the table with food, and is sitting somewhere in the middle!.!.!.( ;Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
Capricorn would become pissed really quickly when he realizes that this is not a dinner meeting to secure a new deal and his short 17-hour workday has been disrupted by nonsense!. He would leave quickly to go call his wife to tell her that he'd be working late (not realizing that she left him two years ago but he didn't notice because he was working) but instead goes to find a hooker because he deserves the break after a (ruined) day of hard work!.

Aquarius would be soliciting donations to help fund his latest non-profit organization dealing with autism!. He would provide stats on the prevalence of autism in today's society and why not helping will mean that the future may be damned!. But, then he would laugh at the absurdity because apparently "the future is now!."

Pisces would be telling anyone who will listen that they haven't yet had a bi-sexual experience but that they are open to the idea (because they are so evolved)!. It turns out that no one is listening so Pisces is happy to just daydream about the erotic encounter (while trying to smoke a joint made of smoked turkey and seaweed)!.

Aries would be bouncing off the walls competing with Leo for every ounce of attention available (and not available) in the room and would simulateously be telling everyone how they rode a bike from New York to Los Angeles in one day!.

Taurus would be aruging with virgo about the supposed "fine wine" and insisting that the finest Pinot Noir grapes come from the _____ region and that his position is supported because he once commissioned Zogby to do a poll of 6,000,000,000 people who all, ironically, answered in a way that affirms his stance (not that their opinions mattered anyway but the poll was done in the event that such an argument would ensue)!. Aries would take issue with Taurus' assertion because she commissioned a Zogby poll, too, and his/hers was done yesterday and the results concluded something entirely different (and, apparently, BETTER)!.

Gemini would be nonchalant about the whole gathering and would be itching to get out of there and go gambling or something!. He would incur a moment of wrath from Aries for telling a funny joke (that no one but Aries heard) that seemingly stole Aries' thunder!.

Cancer would be holding back tears because Aries pushed her out of the way and took the chair at the head of the table even though Cancer insisted that it was his/her seat (in his/her house)!. Cancer would simultaneously be trying to summon the courage to spit in Aries food before heading up to his/her room to get away from the crowd and watch a little television in private!. Cancer will throw a party but s/he won't stay to enjoy it!. The world is in peril, don't ya know!?

Leo would be at the TRUE head of the table on the opposite end and laughing at Aries for daring to think that s/he could steal attention from her/him!. Leo would be graciously serving everyone knowing that by serving he is simply letting the "commoners" in her/his "kingdom" know that he is capable of being (and, during holidays and special events, willing to be) "one of them!." He would then (silently) provoke Aries to pour drinks (even though Aries thinks it was her/his own idea because everyone should know how "truly humble" s/he in fact is!." When Aries starts talking loudly, Leo would simply whisper forcing everyone to end up paying greater attention to what s/he was saying!. Foiled again, Aries!

Virgo would be looking at everyone's outfits and determining whether or not they were made of fine fabrics all the while trying to figure out how to accidentally spill "fine wine" on Taurus' crisp white shirt!. Virgo wouldn't end up doing it, though, because the shirt is just pressed so damn well! "No criticism here," thinks Virgo, "THIS time (muaaaaaaah)!"

Libra would be looking in a mirror asking who was the prettiest in the land and feeling a little concerned that it might be the Cancer!. That wouldn't phase the Libra so much, though, because s/he would know that her/his personality outshines that of the Cancer and would thus conclude that s/he is the best "package" in the land!. For that reason, s/he would determine that s/he is still the best bet for anyone seeking a good relationship and not a mediocre one!. S/he would then compliment Cancer to maintain internal balance for her/his vanity (but not really mean it)!.

Scorpio would be silent as a mouse, watchful of everyone in the room while googling people on his/her iPhone to see what dirt they can dig up (because each person in the room will betray the Scorpio someday and s/he will have the necessary ammo to ultimately destoy their lives)!. also, Scorpio is trying to remember the "how-to's" of astral projection and making a mental note about whose dreams s/he will astral project into that night in order to read their thoughts up-close and haunt them if necessary!. Top of the list for a good occultic haunting will be Aries (she took the choice cut of beef that Scorpio had been eyeing from the back of the line and Scorpio is sure this was an intentional act)!. All this while masturbating!.

Saggitarius will be laughing and laughing and laughing and laughing and giggling (they change it up sometimes) and laughing and laughing and laughing and laughing and laughing and laughing and laughing and laughing and laughing and laughing and laughing and laughing and laughing and laughing and laughing and laughing and laughing and laughing and laughing and laughing!.!.!. Ironically, no one will have told a truly hilarious joke that warrants such a response all evening!. Eventually Aries would laugh louder!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

I'm a cancer-leo cusp and I would want to sit on the side of the table right at the top not center coz i dont like to be center of attention!. I want a capricorn (guy) on one side of me and a pisces (guy) on the other side!. i would say libra would try to balance every conversation out its just their nature!. virgo would try to act high society soo my virgo friend!. leo and sag would be getting into arguments with people maybe aries too!. gems would be well if its a gem woman being nosy gem guy laid back!. one big happy family please leave aquarius out lol they tell me stuff i already know its interesting to hear them talk tho lol i would probably be looking at scorpio (guy) all nite lol even tho i would want to take the cap home!.!.!. lol wat fun ok so all i can think of is flirting !.!. uncovering secrets so boringWww@Enter-QA@Com

scorpio would be flirting wildly, and cracking up jokes!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Aries and Leo would be the head of the table!.

Aries: Aries would be bragging about how they beat their rivals in the championships!. [LOL]

Taurus: Taurus would be arguing with Scorpio about how they are better than dark mysterious Scorpio!.

Gemini: Gemini would be rambling on and on with anybody they can talk to about their cute dogs and fluffy kitties!.

Cancer: Cancer would be looking around, worried cause they heard someone say there name!. <_<

Leo: Leo would be competiting with Aries to see who did their best in anything, everything!.

Virgo: Virgo would be helping out with the deserts; perfecting every detail!.

Scorpio: Scorpio would be getting annoyed with Taurus!.

Sagittarius: Sagittarius would be telling quick-witted jokes with pals Aries and Leo!.

Capricorn: Capricorn would be daydreaming of becoming a Hollywood Actress(ambitious)

Aquarius: Aquarius is being honest and telling Gemini to take a breather!

Pisces: Pisces and Capricorn would be setting aside their differences and talking about their dreams!.


It's time for dancing :]

Aries, Leo, and Sags are dancing together twirling around, full of energy(last ones to get off the dancefloor)

Scorpio, Pisces, and Cancer are sitting forced to dance by Leo!. They are reluctant!.

Gemini, Libra, and Aquarius are chatting with each other while dancing *gemini talks; libra and aquarius laugh*

Taurus, Virgo, and Capricorn are talking to each other about how dancing isn't there thing; they are more "mature"!. But then Aries and Sag team up and get them to dance with them!.

*DeeJay annouces that they will rotate every coupleof minutes to get to know one another!. Not just their own signs(air, water, earth, fire)*

Almost everyone gets on the dancefloor and realizes that the signs they thought were the worst signs aren't so bad!.

All of a sudden, Cancer breaks out and starts doin' the electric slide and shouts "WHOA! WATCH OUT FIRES!" *does the lawn mower*

Everybody starts yellin' "WHOAAAAAAAAAA!"

The End :DDWww@Enter-QA@Com

cardinal signs will try maintain control between its same element signs, mutable signs will spread info, fixed signs will look for the opportunity to talk about its ideas!.

OHH one thumb down, aggressive people!.!.!.!. ok a less serious opinion gemini make the party mood, cancer will obtain some secrets, leo will look for attention, sagittarious will laugh a lot, virgo will try to look perfect no matter what, aries will start to dance or do whatever anyone is doing, scorpio will be flirting, taurus will be sit on its chair haha, pisces will be talking about something emotional, capricorns will drink something, aquarious will stay cool, libras socializing as always!.

EDIT to "!." that capricorn haven't drink yet, later you won't recognize it!.

editi 2: hahaha "!." that's what all capricorns say haha joking :PWww@Enter-QA@Com

Capricorn would want to be the one organizing where the dinner plates, forks, spoons, napkins, and etc!. would be placed on the table!. And they would want to sit away from the loud and annoying signs!. They want a seat where it's most quiet and peaceful!.

Lol, space cwy!. I won't be drinking, trust me!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

aquarius will be talking and making new friends!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

hmm well theres another place Capricorn might wanna sit!.!.!. maybe some where fun!.!.!. hmm next to libra!? even they r loud but capricorn love to have good laugh!.!.!.haha i think libra might wanna sit in the middle somewhere they can socialWww@Enter-QA@Com

I like space cwy's answer :-)

Hmm, let's see!. Yes, leo would be at the head of the table!. Libra is the host/hostess of the zodiac, so it would be their party/dinner!. Libra would sit by leo!. Pisces would sit by it's imaginary friend(s)!. I think capricorn would be talking about if Obama or McCain has a better shot at being president!. Very possibly, virgo would be the one thinking "god these people don't know how to clean" and would be moving in their chair alot!. They would sit towards the back!. Cancer and taurus are busy eating and not talking much!. They are siting side by side, each of them likes each other but won't say anything :P

Sagittarius is telling a story about how it traveled to Mongolia and prayed with monks!. Gemini is in the middle, eating, talking on the phone, writing, and laughing at the same time!. I would say scorpio is seated middle-back by virgo!. Scorpio would be talking about the new Saw movie and how awesome it's gonna be!. Aries is talking about how her/his team won in a basketball game against some people the other day!. Aquarius is trying to make weird shapes out of the napkin and is seated middle-front!.

lol i dunno just some thoughts :)Www@Enter-QA@Com

Okay:

Aries: probably fighting Leo over the head of the table and demanding which courses are set first; maybe even starting some drama if someone picks a fight with them

Taurus: eating a lot, but only eating the most gourmet of food and drink, loving every minute of it

Gemini: bouncing around the room, talking to everyone and even if no one is listening, is still talking about some witty anecdote

Cancer: right in the middle where the most food is, or even in the kitchen cooking the meal, they want to be close to the food

Leo: at the head of the table, proudly starting the toasts like the king he is

Virgo: clearing off the table and cleaning the dishes, meticulously looking for any spots that were missed, and organizing the silverware big to small

Libra: probably hosting this shin-dig, going around and welcoming everyone, making sure everyone's having a good time, and flirting with the cuties

Scorpio: quietly observing everyone, trying to find out who they can trust and who they can't trust!.!.!.and who they're going to sleep with later

Sagittarius: not caring about their table manners but is probably having the most fun at this party, honestly talking about all the people there to their faces but putting on a big smile as to say "I don't mean to offend!.!.!.it just kinda happens that way!."

Capricorn: quietly cutting everything into perfectly bite sized pieces, table manners perfected, making disgusted faces at the people with less elegant manners

Aquarius: sitting on the table while attempting to eat their soup with chopsticks and asking everyone about the possibility of pill-sized food in the future

Pisces: playing with their food, turning it into an artistic masterpiece, looking longingly for someone to talk to them but too shy to do so

That would be my personal take on it!. Very interesting question!.

Hey Leftie- been having puter probs, so I can't get online as much!. Sorry, but I miss you guys!Www@Enter-QA@Com

I dont have an answer but

LOL @ Scorpio: quietly observing everyone, trying to find out who they can trust and who they can't trust!.!.!.and who they're going to sleep with later!.!.!.!.!.nice one!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Capricorns would be the one running this show, sitting at the end of the table staring out Aries at the other end to sike them out!.!.LOL

Saggitarius would be eating on top of the table or maybe hanging over the chandelier lol, cracking everyone up

Pisces sitting silent in the corner getting a feel of everyone, and was wondering why that Aquarian was inserting Pea's in his nose and sneezing it out of his ears!.

Libra flirting as ussual, to a scorpio or saggitarius maybe, trying to get as much as attention they can

Virgo helping serve the food and handing out coasters LOL

and a Gemini running around the room! probably playing tag with this twinWww@Enter-QA@Com

Libra would definitely host and are better cooks than Cancer!.

Aries!.!.!.!. fighting to be served first before anyone!.
Taurus!.!.!.!.too stubborn to move out of the doorway so Libra can serve Aries first!.
Gemini !.!.!.!. chatting on his cell phone while his Twin half holds the seat for Master Shake
Cancer!.!.!.!. will sulk because the food is not cook properly
Leo!.!.!. he is convince he is sitting at the head of the round table
Virgo!.!.!.!. probably nagging because the ash trays are dirty
Scorpio!.!.!.!. probably telling Taurus to meet in the bedroom after lunch
Sagittarius!.!.!.!. hasn't come in yet!.!.!. They are always late!.
Capricorn!.!.!.!. brought his laptop to finish his work before eating!.
Aquarius!.!.!.!.!.trying to decide to sit at the other end of the round table!.
Pisces!.!.!. trying to decide if they should do a reading before or after eating!.

P!.S!. SlowGenius!.!.!. love your originalty!.
P!.S!. Lovely Libra!.!.where have you been and a good answer!.
P!.S!. Space cwy !.!.!.!. you got a wicked sense of humor!.

Luv you guys !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

P!.S!. Master Shake !.!.!.!.where are you !?!?!?!?!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

Aries is picking out the best gourmet foods to pick up
Taurus is setting the mood with candles and soft music
Gemini is bringing the games to play afterwards
Cancer is baking homemade bread
Leo is getting everyone together for the feast
Virgo is working hard out in the garden picking fresh herbs for the recipes they are making
Libra is dressing the turkey or themselves
Scorpio is looking up their natal charts to figure out all the guests motives and secrets
Sagittarius is decorating the table with the finest cloth
Capricorn is picking out their finest china for the table
Aquarius is making sure the pets get some food too
Pisces is bringing the best wine
There is a dinner party!.!.
What a great idea for my next!!
Great questionWww@Enter-QA@Com

Pisces is right next to Aquarius and is either talking or eating then suddenly Pisces just realized that if they eat too much they'll gain 5lbs!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Aquarius will be somewhere by him/herself by the special cake!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

aries engaged in a intense conversation with someone next to them!.
taurus probably in the kitchen either cooking or making the drinks or siting in middle of the table telling a good joke!.
cancer is fidgeting around playing with the silverware!.
leo is doing something outrageous or saying something loudly trying to have the spotlight!.
virgo is constantly moving around making sure they are perfect and are closest to the action, probably near the taurus or leo!.
libra is outside smoking with a few people and charming the pants off them!.!.!.literally!.
scorpio is sitting near a best friend minding their own business, or at least thats what they want you to believe!. probably sitting at th end of the table!.
saggitarus is wandering around chatting with all the ladies!.
cappricorn is either in the kitchen helping the taurus or listening to the stories and just enjoying peoples company!.
aquarius has made their way around the room 3 times and has made every one smile at least once!.
pisces with their silent magnetic personalities probably has all of the ladies waiting in line to get their chance to sit next to them and the guys envying them!.

cool question!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

cool question!.

Libra woman, will be paying attention to the details of the table,admiring the china,the lighting and make suggestion where they think some improvement can be made!.
while Libra man be complementing the host!.and talking kindly with others!.

Scorpio man,will watching others,and pretend to have fun,may be silently flirting and gazing at one or two guest!.

Scorpio woman,looking for someone to intimidate,checking other woman looks and acting jealous around her man!. and cant wait to be home!.

sag woman will be trying as hell to get the attention of the opposite sex ,including married ones!.
in as many ways as possible!.

sag men,will having fun,fun,fun!.and telling jokes!.and enjoying food!.lovely!

Leo (m+f)will be the attention of everyone,they can't help it!. i love them!

Aries,mingling with equally attention seeker sag,admiring one another BS!.

Aquarius and Capricorn,will be having GREAT discussions about books,and anything intellectually!.

Taurus woman,will be as usual trying to fit in!.while Taurus men will enjoying the dinner and company,great guests!

Gemini as for Leo ,will get everyone attention with their energy and good looks!.don't you just like looking at them!

Pisces ,moody ,moody!.while someone is watching them and admiring them from afar!.they are (never alone)!.just irresistible creatures ! don't you think!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

aries is looking for a fight the whole time
taurus is stuffing themselves with food and refusing to share
gemini is throwing food across the table
cancer is trying to get everyone to act like a family while they are cooking the food
leo is demanding attention the whole time and is being very dramatic
virgo is thinking that these people are below him/her
libra is greeting everyone and handing out Cubans
scorpio is in the dark corner waiting to attack
sagittarius is commenting on everything and is talking about their travels
capricorn is quietly sitting in the corner checking on their stocks
aquarius is talking about some book or how they teleported over to the dinner
pisces is sitting with everyone but has a sad look on their faceWww@Enter-QA@Com

Under the table ;]

(shy cancer)Www@Enter-QA@Com

Ok i'll be scooping out for hotties lol,
and trying to enjo everyones company!.!.
plus ill be eating like crazy lol <lion

i know aries will be yapping their face off
this that!.!.blah blah on and on they will talk

cancer will be sitting all quiet and shy
and thats when i lean over and say hello!.!.

i will see a virgo across from me and i will
try to make convo wink wink!.!.!. ha

gemini will be arguing with sagitarius who
are friends but they just have a lot to say about
a few topics!.!.

taurus will be preparing his speech since hes so
good at speaking in public!.!.

capricorn will be havin a grand ol time since these
people are so down to earth!.!.

then the food comesssss lol
everyone shuts up and start eating
then i start a food fight and hit aries
in the face first lmao ahahaWww@Enter-QA@Com

pisces - talking and making everyone laugh!. sitting in a corner or end of the table playing footsies with someone, then helping to clean up afterwardsWww@Enter-QA@Com

Im a Libra as for me I'll be paying more attention to everyone around me as the gentlemen will be glaring at every moment at everybody and waiting for someone to make a wrong moves so they can strike!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

scorpios would probably sit next to the person they want to flirt with(ima scorpio)


the scorpio would be observing quetly or fliring louly wchich ever come firstWww@Enter-QA@Com

Leo would be at the head of the table, naturally :]Www@Enter-QA@Com



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