How do I determine the Astrological sign of my cat?!
Question: I got her from the pound and they were a little unclear of her age. Let alone what sign she was born under. I have a hard time understanding her. Psycho B****, that's her name, has displayed rather odd behaviour. What I'm thinking, is that if I knew her sign I might be able to accept her actions in a more loving way. Rather that just throwing beer cans at her.
Answers: I got her from the pound and they were a little unclear of her age. Let alone what sign she was born under. I have a hard time understanding her. Psycho B****, that's her name, has displayed rather odd behaviour. What I'm thinking, is that if I knew her sign I might be able to accept her actions in a more loving way. Rather that just throwing beer cans at her.
You need to take some paws to reflect. Good pusssy cats are hard to find. She may have been born under a bad sign(No Parking), but you need to make her feel welcome. My girlfriend, Kitty Litter, is a genuine cat lover. Her little pusssy is the most important thing in the world to her. Just ask her former boyfriend, a Mr. Claude Balls.
By reading that ^^
Id say Libra!
Put yourself in the cat's place. If she were calling you psycho ***** and throwing beer cans at you, would you be behaving well?
I don't know if there's any way for you to tell what her sign is if you don't know her birthday. I'd say observe her personality, but right now what you're seeing is an animal who gets things thrown at her, and is therefore upset. Try being nice to her and see where that gets you. You know what they say, you get what you give.
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to determine the Astrological sign of your cat is to find out the day that the cat was born, lets just say that your cat was born on june 13th, it would be a gemini, and so try figue out what date was your cat born and then have a look ate the Astrological sign and then you will find out, also there is animal astrology sign as well.
Did you ever think that maybe she was treated badly before and that's why she's acting out now. Keep throwing beer cans at her and you'll wake up one day with a claw in your eye.
she sounds like a blockheaded SAG or a bullheaded ARIES.
sounds like she's white trash to me. shave her arm pits and call her Cleatus.
oh, that had nothing to do with horoscopes and crap.
she must be a scorpio. They're always weird. (at least the ones that I know of, esp the women in that sign)
When in doubt use a strong disinfectant and visit a doctor as soon as possible! Next time hire a pro to fix your carburetor.
Cheers!
She ain't no cat, sweetie, she's a scorpion. Send her to me UPS. She'll come back a true Leo with Aquarian rising. Maybe with a little moon in Gemini, but ... is that any worse than what you already got?
1) Get a wall and cover it with that really short wall carpet.
2) Get a sharpie marker and draw a circle and split it into 12 or so pieces, one for each zodiac sign.
3) Throw the cat at the circle.
4) If she stays on long enough for you to find out what sign she landed on, then thats her sign.
5) If she doesn't, then shes been created by evil minions and is probably the sign of the demon. But, I think you already know that anyways. So, what's the point??