Just for laughes.....bad things about your sign?!


Question: CAPRICORN (Dec 22-Jan 19) You are conservative and afraid of taking risks. You are basically a chickenshit. There has never been a Capricorn of any importance. You should kill yourself.


AQUARIUS (Jan 20-Feb 19) You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. On the other hand, you are inclined to be careless and impractical. Everyone thinks you are a ******* jerk.


PISCES (Feb 20-Mar 20) You have a vivid imagination and often think you are being followed by the FBI or CIA. You have minor influence over your friends and people resent you flaunting your power. You lack confidence and are generally a coward. Pisces people screw small animals and pick their noses.


ARIES (Mar 21-Apr 19) You are the pioneer type and hold most people in contempt. You are quick-tempered, impatient, and scornful of advice. You are a prick.


TAURUS (Apr 20-May 20) You are practical and persistent. You have dogged determination and work like hell. Most people think you are stubborn and bull-headed. You are nothing but a goddamn communist.


GEMINI (May 21-Jun 20) You are quick and intelligent and a thinker. People like you because you are bisexual. However, you are inclined to expect too much for too little. This means you are a cheap bastard. Geminis are liars, notoriously bad lovers, and thrive on incest.


CANCER (Jun 21-Jul 22) You are sympathetic and understanding of other people's problems. They think you are a sucker. You are always putting things off. That's why you will always be on welfare and won't be worth a ****.


LEO (Jul 23-Aug 22) You consider yourself a born leader. Others think you are pushy. Most Leos are bullies. You are vain and cannot tolerate honest criticism. Your arrogance is disgusting. Leo people are thieving bastards and kiss mirrors a lot.


VIRGO (Aug 23-Sep 22) You are the logical type and hate disorder. This ****-picking is sickening your friends. You are cold and unemotional and often fall asleep while screwing. Virgos make good bus drivers and pimps.


LIBRA (Sep 23-Oct 22) You are the artistic type and have a difficult time with reality. If you are male, you are probably queer. Chances for employment and monetary gain are excellent. Most Libra women are whores. All Libras die of venereal disease.


SCORPIO (Oct 23-Nov 21) You are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted. You shall achieve the pinnacle of success because of your total lack of ethics. You are a perfect son-of-a-*****. Most Scorpio people are murderers.


SAGITTARIUS (Nov 22-Dec 21) You are optimistic and enthusiastic. You have a reckless tendency to rely on luck since you have no talent. The majority of Sagittarians are drunks and potheads. People laugh at you a lot because you are always getting fucked.


Answers: CAPRICORN (Dec 22-Jan 19) You are conservative and afraid of taking risks. You are basically a chickenshit. There has never been a Capricorn of any importance. You should kill yourself.


AQUARIUS (Jan 20-Feb 19) You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. On the other hand, you are inclined to be careless and impractical. Everyone thinks you are a ******* jerk.


PISCES (Feb 20-Mar 20) You have a vivid imagination and often think you are being followed by the FBI or CIA. You have minor influence over your friends and people resent you flaunting your power. You lack confidence and are generally a coward. Pisces people screw small animals and pick their noses.


ARIES (Mar 21-Apr 19) You are the pioneer type and hold most people in contempt. You are quick-tempered, impatient, and scornful of advice. You are a prick.


TAURUS (Apr 20-May 20) You are practical and persistent. You have dogged determination and work like hell. Most people think you are stubborn and bull-headed. You are nothing but a goddamn communist.


GEMINI (May 21-Jun 20) You are quick and intelligent and a thinker. People like you because you are bisexual. However, you are inclined to expect too much for too little. This means you are a cheap bastard. Geminis are liars, notoriously bad lovers, and thrive on incest.


CANCER (Jun 21-Jul 22) You are sympathetic and understanding of other people's problems. They think you are a sucker. You are always putting things off. That's why you will always be on welfare and won't be worth a ****.


LEO (Jul 23-Aug 22) You consider yourself a born leader. Others think you are pushy. Most Leos are bullies. You are vain and cannot tolerate honest criticism. Your arrogance is disgusting. Leo people are thieving bastards and kiss mirrors a lot.


VIRGO (Aug 23-Sep 22) You are the logical type and hate disorder. This ****-picking is sickening your friends. You are cold and unemotional and often fall asleep while screwing. Virgos make good bus drivers and pimps.


LIBRA (Sep 23-Oct 22) You are the artistic type and have a difficult time with reality. If you are male, you are probably queer. Chances for employment and monetary gain are excellent. Most Libra women are whores. All Libras die of venereal disease.


SCORPIO (Oct 23-Nov 21) You are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted. You shall achieve the pinnacle of success because of your total lack of ethics. You are a perfect son-of-a-*****. Most Scorpio people are murderers.


SAGITTARIUS (Nov 22-Dec 21) You are optimistic and enthusiastic. You have a reckless tendency to rely on luck since you have no talent. The majority of Sagittarians are drunks and potheads. People laugh at you a lot because you are always getting fucked.

Hey that's not true!!! But it is HILARIOUS! Although im not a drunk or pothead. But I did get a good laugh out of it! Thanks for posting it!

PSH! yea RIGHT!

Totally gutted! Im an aquarious and everyone things im a ******** jerk. Cheers for that!

Great! Im a Leo. I really hope im not like that! Eeek! Grrr!

i'm sorry... i'm a gemini and i feel rather insulted by that... i am NOT bi, and i'm not cheap. in fact, i'm thoroughly spoiled. spoiled to the core. next time you want to post something like this, try not to make one that's going to piss everyone off

LOL!! this is funny

Where on earth did you dig this up? I saw this about 30 years ago and I didn't find this spoof funny then either.

lol , that is hilarious!

::: Scorpio :::

INCEST!!!! no. not me. that's gross...

Get a life! I am a gemini and can not relate to anything you have to say about geminis! I am throughly insulted by your stupdity. It's funny how you do not even establish what your sign is. Can dig the dirt on others but not on yourself?

First, your question is way too long. Bad things about my sign: overcritical. Hmmm.............

i like mine except for the part about lack of ethics, i never do people wrong if itz about business.

I'll admit to the hating disorder!! But I've NEVER fallen asleep during sex!!! NEVER EVER!!! I don't think I'd make a very good bus driver. Very cute though.

Yes that is true, I can relate and it seems right on about others I know and their sign
Oh yeah except for the lack of ethics

YOU ARE FULL OF S**T!
JUST FOR LAUGHS !
~~~~ FROM ARIES~~~~

As an Aries - I dont' care for "Forced" advice, yeah, I do have temper tantrum but I wish I didn't. I am also very impatient, whcih i hate, too. I want learn to patient, but I just don't have patient for that !! aaggrrr

hehe

"LIBRA (Sep 23-Oct 22) You are the artistic type and have a difficult time with reality. If you are male, you are probably queer. Chances for employment and monetary gain are excellent. Most Libra women are whores. All Libras die of venereal disease."


LOLLLL fuckk dis shittt forreal! ima Libra an i aint no whore., all tha Libra woman i knoe aint whores eitha. n i knoe some Libra males an HELLLL NO aint NONE of dem queers . but i do have some hard times livin in reality tho.

(Aquarius)
Love all of it especially the Libra I thought it was hilarious



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