Make up my horoscope for this month (I am a Gemini)?!


Question: 10 points to the funniest answer!


Answers: 10 points to the funniest answer!

You will marry your brother by mistake.

if you work hard you can become my friend ...........hi hi hi

your going to meet a tall dark handsome stranger, then you will win the lottery, youll move to a mansion and will have 10 kids, 2 dogs, 5 cats and a parrot and will live happily ever after.

same as always i'm going to win money,mars and pluto are going to clash and cause great changes in my life .you know the usual gibberish.

(((Looks into crystal ball)))
Oooooo yesssss...I see a good man with a good job in your future...I see another good man with a job...and another and another...You will only have true love with one of these men..I know which one..((crystal ball starts fading to black))
"PLEASE INSERT 50 cents "
hehehehe ;-)

Geminis are lucky @ this time of the year, your sincerity and good intuition will eventually make you meet your 2nd half.
take it nice and slow, don't chicken out... you will be romanced, courted and cuddled .. have fun girl..

on a different note, you will get a raise, and probably promoted.. so get ready for a kick *** party organized by your close friends...
how is that? :)

This month you will find yourself in some very sticky situations gemini. WORK.. Your boss will be relying on you for some really important input to the company.. Make sure you request a raise of atleast 75% If your boss is reluctent then don't forget to remind them of the embarrassing thing they did at the christmas party. If there were no incidents at the party MAKE ONE UP!! start off by saying remember the drink you were drinking it was spiked.After all geminis have great imaginations and know how to get what they want. LOVE.. This month you will be bombarded with choices of love Take the guys out spend all their cash promise them heaven and earth and deliver nothing, after all thats what they are all used-to. FEELINGS well gemini this month you will be feeling on top of the planet trouble is geminis have two different faces so you wont be able to make up your mind which planet you really want to sit on

Since you are a Gemini, you represent "The Twins."
One becomes a famed star, but later realizes her fame is up, so she starts hitting the bottle and becomes a sick sloppy drunk.
The other twin is a mother of one & will soon adopt one child in Vietnam, then another in Africa, but court battles erupt when her man leaves her for another woman!
(this is the moment to say "Oh my!")
Then they kiss and make up and to make this twin happy, he got a tattoo saying,
"I won't sleep with the other twin, next time. It was an accident!"

The beginning of the New Year has you enthusiastic about gaining solid control of your money by making wise decisions this month about investments, saving, and spending. Your spirit will be joyful because it looks like you will soon have a generous sum to manage. The cash you have at your disposal may represent a recent commission or royalty payment made to you or a generous gift that someone sent to you late last month. Or, it may represent a needed loan to start your business or a mortgage to buy a house. Muse about your various options and do your research, perhaps by getting expert advice. Be ready to announce a decision at your most superb moment for financial matters, the new moon January 8 and in days to follow. The same time of the month - the week of January 8 (working as close to January 8 as possible) - would be a terrific time to enter a contest or play a scratch-off game, for you might win a prize. No matter if it's big or little, it's always fun to win! Near the full moon, January 22, a trip that you had not anticipated is likely to come up. That's fine - Gemini is always up for a fun getaway. Travel never fails to invigorate you! Work for a boss or client seems to be on the agenda, but you'll easily be able to mix in a little fun, too. This journey will take you only a short distance, but even so, you will relish the accommodations and your overall surroundings. Your guardian planet Mercury will retrograde for over three weeks beginning on January 28. Do everything in your power to make decisions as early in January as you possibly can, leaving space before Mercury begins its reversal. Actions taken during a Mercury retrograde phase (or leading up to one) will not work out as planned. Plan to resume normal activities in March, even though Mercury will resume forward motion February 17. In the meantime, do more research and ask lots of questions. Indeed, this could turn out to be a very affectionate, sexy month. With so many planets moving through your 8th house, you'll be in the mood to show your feelings in a very loving, demonstrative way. Keep your eye on a very special time of the month, when Venus and Jupiter will make their once-a-year meeting, fantastic for those who have a beloved partner: January 31 and February 1. For those, Valentine's Day may well come two weeks early. Even those who don't have a partner may benefit - you may meet someone with whom you have quite a sexy spark. Enjoy the month, dear Gemini.

Love & Blessings
Milly

you will be approached by a tall dark man, he will ask you the time. then u will see a hot dog stand and be drawn to it. you will eat sometime the same day!!
you will urinate 6 to 7 times also the same day.
the next day you will decide your gonna have a shower and wash your face, with shower gel.
then your likely to use a towel (a white one) to dry yourself. the phone will ring just as you get out the shower and it will be some old friend who found your number. then you will have a cuppa and sit down and watch tv x

I get my scopes from the most interesting site, and here is yours for mostly the week coming (but it's about your month!):

GEMINI

"Outmoded ways of relating to people, stale neighbourhoods and draining acquaintances glide graciously out of your life. It's an ongoing process all year - thanks to the Moon's nodes - but you get the strongest idea of it this month. This week's Venusian weirding brings lurking love irks to climax OR an affair to fruition. You're also moving into an entrepreneurial & exciting phase of new style biz, thanks to jolly Jove. Thurs is just grand for pitching or devising visionary ideas."

If you wanna know where I got it from I will tell you...Cheers!

You are Gemini and represented by twins... so you are in conflict this month, next month... in fact, every month in your life.
So if you ever puch yourself in the face, you'll know now that its just you arguing with yourself...
All the planets appear to be crossing each other (because they're confused as to which one rules you)... so if you feel like you have a headache, don't worry - that's just the planets colliding with each other and creating multiple Armageddons... so really, you're responsible for the end of the world. No pressure, hey?
Oh, but before Earth comes to its untimely end, you are going to give ten points to the Psychic (not Psycho) Sagittarian... and that WILL happen... you must not meddle with the future... even if we are all doomed...

Sit down for a while and sift through the bits and pieces of advice your friends have been sending your way -- when you put them all together, you should come up with some serious wisdom.

This month you will find what you define as "love at first sight". But a week after, you will meet another man, and not know which one to choose.... You will end up deciding neither of them, and marry a man that you found working at the Circus, as a Clown. He will always keep you laughing with his Circus Tricks.....



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