Can you give me some fun sites on astrology/zodiac signs?!


Question: just something interesting...i am not really looking for horoscope. just fun descriptions about each zodiac signs....like jokes about their personality, how they kiss,etc. anything will do. thanks.


Answers: just something interesting...i am not really looking for horoscope. just fun descriptions about each zodiac signs....like jokes about their personality, how they kiss,etc. anything will do. thanks.

astrologyzone.com

The Best is the weekly 'scope from The Onion! Here are some of this week's.

Aries March 21 - April 19
Wild peals of laughter will surround you this week when you're unexpectedly struck in the nuts by cancer.

Taurus April 20 - May 20
They've called you spineless, thin-skinned, a lowly bottom feeder. But then you're Rhopilema verrilli, a species of jellyfish known for its creamy white color and deep swimming bell.

Gemini May 21 - June 21
You've tried to go it alone but, sadly, what the act of sexual stimulation really needs is a woman's touch.

Cancer June 22 - July 22
Most firearm accidents occur in the home. Avoid the chance of serious injury by getting shot repeatedly at work this week.

Leo July 23 - August 22
Your meticulous attention to detail willl once again ruin an other-wise fun and pleasureable pasttime.

Virgo August 23 - September 22
Fears of dying alone will soon be allayed when more than 2,000 fire ants keep you company during those last terrifying minutes.

Libra September 23 - October 23
Your zodiac sign will continue to grow more ironic with each and every meal you choose to consume.



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