Which is the best horoscope website according to you? how often do you check you!


Question: yahoo horoscope i check it once a day


Answers: yahoo horoscope i check it once a day

http://www.astro.com

crystalinks.com

I would much rather use books/draw up charts for long term horoscopes but otherwise newspaper horoscopes are garbage to ME and I like the facebook and yahoo horoscopes :)

I don't. I think it's a bunch of junk.

i love astro.com but i receive 4 each day by email
russell grant
beliefnet
califpsychics
astrology.com

dnt know never been there

never

there r too many out there, but for horoscope check i always use the yahoo one.....however, i am interested in astrology, but not on the prediction.....but yes, i always check the planet news since it really influences my life...like when venus was going retrograde i really experienced real problems in my love life.

The Best is the weekly 'scope from The Onion! Here is this week's.

Aries March 21 - April 19
Wild peals of laughter will surround you this week when you're unexpectedly struck in the nuts by cancer.

Taurus April 20 - May 20
They've called you spineless, thin-skinned, a lowly bottom feeder. But then you're Rhopilema verrilli, a species of jellyfish known for its creamy white color and deep swimming bell.

Gemini May 21 - June 21
You've tried to go it alone but, sadly, what the act of sexual stimulation really needs is a woman's touch.

Cancer June 22 - July 22
Most firearm accidents occur in the home. Avoid the chance of serious injury by getting shot repeatedly at work this week.

Leo July 23 - August 22
Your meticulous attention to detail willl once again ruin an other-wise fun and pleasureable pasttime.

Virgo August 23 - September 22
Fears of dying alone will soon be allayed when more than 2,000 fire ants keep you company during those last terrifying minutes.

Libra September 23 - October 23
Your zodiac sign will continue to grow more ironic with each and every meal you choose to consume.

Scorpio October 24 - November 21
A head surgeon and two operating nurses will soon stage a comedy of errors atop your anesthetized chest.

Sagittarius November 22 - December 21
Dyslexia may be a serious affliction, but so is abusing it in order to attain triple-letter scores when playing Scrabble.

Capricorn December 22 - January 19
The best way to survive a grizzly bear attack is to play dead. Look to your wife and children for pointers on realism.

Aquarius January 20 - February 18
Sure, you may be having some second thoughts about it, but when was the last time a little vial of poison hurt anyone?

Pisces February 19 - March 20
The stars, though massive balls of plasma incapable of human emotion, pity you.



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