Lightbulb thing..?!
Question: If you know the signs well, can you explain to me why each of the "responses" to the signs are what they are. If you can't explain all of them, can you explain as many as you can, and try to include aquarius, because I don't understand that one that much the most. (BTW, I understand some of these, so don't think I'm really stupid.)
Aries: Just one. You want to make something of it?
Taurus: One, but just *try* to convince them that the burned-out one is useless and should be thrown away.
Gemini: Two, but the job never gets done -- they just keep arguing about who is supposed to do it and how it's supposed to be done!
Cancer: Just one. But it takes a therapist three years to help them through the grief process.
Leo: Leo's don't change light bulbs, although sometimes their agent will get a Virgo in to do the job for them while they're out.
Virgo: Approximately 1.000000 with an error of +/- 1 millionth.
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Answers: If you know the signs well, can you explain to me why each of the "responses" to the signs are what they are. If you can't explain all of them, can you explain as many as you can, and try to include aquarius, because I don't understand that one that much the most. (BTW, I understand some of these, so don't think I'm really stupid.)
Aries: Just one. You want to make something of it?
Taurus: One, but just *try* to convince them that the burned-out one is useless and should be thrown away.
Gemini: Two, but the job never gets done -- they just keep arguing about who is supposed to do it and how it's supposed to be done!
Cancer: Just one. But it takes a therapist three years to help them through the grief process.
Leo: Leo's don't change light bulbs, although sometimes their agent will get a Virgo in to do the job for them while they're out.
Virgo: Approximately 1.000000 with an error of +/- 1 millionth.
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Aries: always first. Puts people to follow him but goes on nonetheless. Usually ends up being the only one willing to do things. And several Aries together can't work together; they all want to do their own thing.
Taurus: material posession and conservation. They don't throw away anything that could be remotely still useable. They don't like wasting either.
Gemini: the sign that loves discussion and talk and will probably be distracted from changing the lightbulb at all.
Cancer: stereotypically known to be emotional about the littlest things.
Leo: not their agent; their butler. And they will usually be a Virgo.
Virgo: well, they're prefectionists. What can I say?
Libra: wants what's best for someone else, but can appear to be indecisive.
Scorpio: they actually add fuel to their mystery. Whatever they say can be reduced to a simple answer but they are set out to make it as confusing and mysterious as possible.
Sagittarius: well, if there's experience to be had out there, a whole world to explore, you're not going to worry about something as material as a lightbulb, are you?
Capricorn: contrary to what people think, and contrary to what this lightbulb thing says, they do have a sense of humour. But it just doesn't include lightbulbs...
Aquarius: the archetype of an absent-minded professor... always with their minds on physics or whatever to explain simple things. ... and energy doesn't disappear, it just transcends into a different form (in the lightbulb's case; warmth). So other energy could be used to create light - that's what they were getting at... I think.
Pisces: dreamers. Need I say more?
LOL. Loved it. Sounds just like each of them.
Aries: Keyword : I AM (cardinal, fire sign)
Taurus: Keyword : I HAVE (fixed, earth sign- stubborn and practical)
Gemini: : I THINK, The twins, the duality nature, yin and yang
Cancer: I FEEL, The crab has a sensitive nature
Leo: The royal lion, of course someone else has to do it for the King!
Virgo; I ANALYZE (enough said, although virgo would need another 500 words to explain)
Libra: I BALANCE, always weighs the pros and cons, sometimes has trouble making up their mind so busy with the pros and cons.
Scorpio: The hallmark of the signs when it comes to being
secretive, powerful, penetrating, and intense.
Sagittarius: This sign always reminds me of the story of the ant and the grasshopper, sag being the grasshopper.
Capricorn: These people are old when they are young and young when they are old. All business.
Aquarius: Look at the ruler, Uranus. Unconventional, unique.
Pisces: Ah, one of my fav's, the Dreamer of dreams. :)