Do You Think My Girl (a Sag) Will Like This Love Letter????!
Question: I'm a Sagguy, dating a sag girl for almost a year now. she made me into Astrology! goddamn her!
I wrote a letter for her, what you think?
Upon this canvas I shall spill my soul's inner-most desires for you, and upon my chest I carve your name with the dagger of carnal desire, so the world may knoweth that only you lie within my heart.
With sensual velvet kisses, with flames of passion, with lustful burning eyes I bathe this canvas in my love-soaked thoughts for you, and only you.
I've always loved walking on the beach, hand in hand with you. Just you and me, with the sound of the waves lapping against the shore has always meant something to me. I love when we kinda get too close to the edge and then I push you into the water and watch you cry like a little girl when you get your shoes wet. Watching you stomp around afterwards and scream is even funnier, my love!
Words alone cannot express how unique my love is for you. I love you, and you only, I swear that to you my love ....having said that I do love my guitar which brings me a lot of joy and happiness when you are not around. I can even finger my guitar in public without being arrested, but we're not talking about that right now! (Besides the fact that I just mentioned it now, but that part was allowed because the context was a little bit relevant)
I can't remember if I've already told you this but I really do love your bum. Its such a turn on to look at and its one of the many reasons I love being with you my love. Sometimes I wish I could do nothing but stare at your bum all day, but I'm not sure that's a good idea my love, as people will probably think I'm some kind of nut case and I might get taken away by the men in white coats.
Anyway darling, I must depart now. I really can't wait to see you again, especially if you are gonna be wearing sexy Leapord Skin underwear for me! Go on, surprise me! I've often wondered what you would look like wearing those, and many a nights have gone by where I would sit and fantasise about you wearing Leapord Skin underwear and I would have no need to watch music videos any more.
You are always in my thoughts, and I will always love you from the deepest depths of my soul which cries your name as it cries for your gentle touch, my love.
I remain a humble slave to your lustful thoughts,
Blake
xxxoooxxx
Answers: I'm a Sagguy, dating a sag girl for almost a year now. she made me into Astrology! goddamn her!
I wrote a letter for her, what you think?
Upon this canvas I shall spill my soul's inner-most desires for you, and upon my chest I carve your name with the dagger of carnal desire, so the world may knoweth that only you lie within my heart.
With sensual velvet kisses, with flames of passion, with lustful burning eyes I bathe this canvas in my love-soaked thoughts for you, and only you.
I've always loved walking on the beach, hand in hand with you. Just you and me, with the sound of the waves lapping against the shore has always meant something to me. I love when we kinda get too close to the edge and then I push you into the water and watch you cry like a little girl when you get your shoes wet. Watching you stomp around afterwards and scream is even funnier, my love!
Words alone cannot express how unique my love is for you. I love you, and you only, I swear that to you my love ....having said that I do love my guitar which brings me a lot of joy and happiness when you are not around. I can even finger my guitar in public without being arrested, but we're not talking about that right now! (Besides the fact that I just mentioned it now, but that part was allowed because the context was a little bit relevant)
I can't remember if I've already told you this but I really do love your bum. Its such a turn on to look at and its one of the many reasons I love being with you my love. Sometimes I wish I could do nothing but stare at your bum all day, but I'm not sure that's a good idea my love, as people will probably think I'm some kind of nut case and I might get taken away by the men in white coats.
Anyway darling, I must depart now. I really can't wait to see you again, especially if you are gonna be wearing sexy Leapord Skin underwear for me! Go on, surprise me! I've often wondered what you would look like wearing those, and many a nights have gone by where I would sit and fantasise about you wearing Leapord Skin underwear and I would have no need to watch music videos any more.
You are always in my thoughts, and I will always love you from the deepest depths of my soul which cries your name as it cries for your gentle touch, my love.
I remain a humble slave to your lustful thoughts,
Blake
xxxoooxxx
LOL!! You sure you wrote this?? Okay, Honestly, It was damn funny!!! I love the walking on the beach part! Well done! she gonna lurve it!! She'd do you after she read this!!
Maybe you can add something like...
I absolutely adore your gorgeous bum! I think if God created something truly amazing, then its definitely gotta be your bum! I know some people say the same thing about horses and giraffes, but I think your bum exceeds anything else!
Hows that?? LOL
No!
It's just lust and not love.
I suppose your girlfriend could send a letter to you that is just like your letter to her and you would be happy.
I've known a lot of Sagittarius girls in my time, and as far as I know, they're not into sappy romantic poems. I've gotten a few poems from guys, and I've always insisted they stop, lol. It's just funny to me, and a little pathetic. I think if you wouldn't write a love poem to your best friend, then you shouldn't write one to me either because I'm not buying it. I had one guy who was a rapper and he actually put my name in a few songs, now that was sexy. Don't write your girl some corny poetry.
I say she'll love it...say it again...say the thing about her bum...that cracked me up mann....The first parts a little slow though and it make you want to throw up a rainbow but other then that...my heart is happy
I think she will like it even more because its really funny and yet its sweet. Since she's a Sagittarius as well, she will have a sense of humour about it just like you did when you wrote it. lol
LOL man! that's perfect, she'll adore that my friend, you know how to mix in your love with humor - if she's a sag she'll LOVE that. good job :D