I need a psycic to find my dog, anyone can help me at no charge?!

I need a psycic to find my dog, anyone can help me at no charge?

I am disabled and my dog got loose, and i am desperate to find him. I am poor. I need a caring psycic to help me find my dog. Can you please help me so i can get some sleep and get my appetite back. My husband and Me are fighting alot now cause we are so sadden by us losing our dog, so if you are really psycic please answer this question for me

Uncle is lying. I'M the REAL world-renowned psychic. Your dog went out to take a cr@p, and the crows ate him.

sorry...