Can you tell me about my chart?!

Can you tell me about my chart?

sun in taurus in the 9th house
moon in aquarius in the 5th house
mercury in taurus in the 8th house[retrograde]
venus in aries in 7th house
mars in pisces in the 6th house
jupiter in cancer in the midheaven
saturn in capricorn in the 5th house[retrograde]
uranus in capricorn in the 4th house[retrograde]
neptune in capricorn in the 4th house[retrograde]
pluto in scorpio in the 2nd house[retrograde]
north node in aquarius in the 5th house
south node in leo in the 11th house

I can suns in Taurus is wrong Taurus is a bull and it stands in sun.
Starting of the age of Aquarius was the hippie movement where everyone went around and mooned each other could have been any house tho.
Mercury may be at the 8th house I'm sure they have a thermometer in thier Taurus.
Mar in Pisces The fish ate mars?
Jupiter died of cancer? That wasn't on action news and why did it only go to mid heaven?
Saturn is in the Capricorn garage near the 4th house down the street.
I'm not telling anyone about uranus we'll keep that between us.
Neptune went into the Capricorn garage near 4th house to pick up the Saturn then change her mind cause the full moon she got nevous.
Pluto got eaten by a scorpion? when was the funeral? How Mickey taking it? hope he's OK
north node cafe in Aquarius,La is the 5th house from edge of town.
Run there's a lion in the 11th house in south node I'm outta here