*10 points*!!!!!! What r some good HOROSCOPES websites?????!
Question:
*10 points*!!!!!! What r some good HOROSCOPES websites?????
PLEASE DON'T TELL ME ASTROLOGY.COM OR THE YAHOO HOROSCOPES!!!
Give me some ideas or send me links!!!! :)
Answers:
The best by far are from The Onion!
Her are a few:
Virgo August 23 - September 22
While you're aware that people enjoy watching you get hit by buses, you're still surprised that so many are spending $54.95 to sign up for next Sunday's pay-per-view accident.
Libra September 23 - October 23
This would be a good week to make big plans at work if it weren't for the fact that last week was a good week to be fired for no reason after 15 years at the same company.
Scorpio October 24 - November 21
You'll inspire disbelief, jealousy, and not a little hatred when you, rather than Puerto Rico, are named as America's 51st state.
Sagittarius November 22 - December 21
Unfortunately, this is not in fact your horoscope but a nefarious form of demonic sorcery. Do not read it lest you wish to unleash horrors and abominations unspeakable.
Capricorn December 22 - January 19
You'll finally achieve that race victory that's been eluding you for so long, although it'll take a few days for the welts to heal where the jockey whipped you on the home stretch.