I'm a Libra and I'm wondering about these characteristics...?!

I'm a Libra and I'm wondering about these characteristics...?

I'm a libra man and get told all the time that I am "such a typical libra." There usually follows a refrain that I'm selfish, vain, self-absorbed, shallow, etc. Are these truly libran characteristics or do people just have it in for you if you were born under this sign?

Ewwww, I hate Libra bashers. I'm a Libra, and be proud of it!!!! We're very cool. Yes, we can be vain, selfish, and self-absorbed. We also look for the beauty in everything and stop to smell the roses, so people can see us as shallow. But on the plus side, we're peace-loving, diplomatic, caring, flirtatious, outgoing, and charming. Next time these people say these things ask them what sign they are and then say this.

Aries: Look who's talking on being self-absorbed. And we, Libras, can keep our temper much better than you can!

Taurus: Oh, you're a Taurus, I see, you're jealous of us then!

Gemini: You are in no place to call us shallow. And at least, we can mellow when we have to!

Cancer: Boo-hoo, cry about it, you overly sensitive wuss!

Leo: I'm surprised you're even talking about me. Aren't all you Leos only good at talking about yourselves?

Virgo: Well, you must be right, Virgo, because heaven forbid a Virgo must be -*gasp*- WRONG! Perish the thought.

Scorpio: Go f*ck yourself, I've heard you Scorpios are good for that sort of thing.

Sagittarius: At least we do this with class, instead of offending everyone we meet.

Capricorn: All work and no play makes you Capricorns very BORING!

Aquarius: Stop analyzing me, you pervert!!!

Pisces: I can't get you to change your mind. I figured I could with you being so weak-willed!

All signs have their bad points and it's mean of these people to point out ours, so I say give it back to them!