Horoscope Open Season?!
Question:
Horoscope Open Season?
. I am going to bag on every sign and I want your opinion on mine or others. Don't be shy, I'm a Cancer
Aries: Annoying, oblivious to this fact, and they are just dopey, I mean, they try to come off as the center of attention all the time and they just look silly.
Tauras: Lazy and sometimes disgusting
Gemini: Schizo's...they talk all the time but say nothing
Cancer: Whiny and moody sometimes, but not nearly as moody as Aries or whimpy and whiny as libras
Leo: Arrogant and most of the time wrapped up in a world of delusional grandeur and non-existent talent.
Virgo: The dumbest sign in the zodiac. Also the most stubborn. And they smell bad.
Libra: Whiny and weak
Scorpio: Your probably an alcoholic with herpes, but the president of a major corporation.
Saggitarius. Annoying and probably fat..and a hick.
Capricorn: Sleazy little social climbers, probably in the closet
Aquarius's: Geniuses, of course, reliable and trustworthy, and worth your time...nah
Pisces: I likes the fishes
Answers:
God, that's stereotyping but this is not to be taken seriously anyway. This is just based on the ppl I've met so I'm not saying all of them are like that.
aries:
good: adventurous and daring
bad: easy to jump into conclusions and impatient.
taurus:
good: reliable and loyal
bad: a little cold.
gemini:
good: fun to be with and never boring
bad: forgetful and cant be trusted.
cancer:
good: loving and sensitive
bad: can get emo and likes to stay at home too much.
leo:
good: when they love you, they really love you
bad: wants to be the center of attention all the time.
virgo:
good: good at analyzing details.
bad: mock at people's mistakes. Think they're always perfect.
libra:
good: good taste in art
bad: too much of a gossiper. can be selfish.
scorpio:
good: very passionate in something they love
bad: stubborn.
sag:
good: adventurous and optimistic
bad: wants to do everything at once and can be too optimistic not to calculate any risks.
capricorn:
good: goal oriented and friendly
bad: moody for no reason
aqua:
good: sociable and unique
bad: likes to argue for the sake of arguing. Likes to embarass ppl but will get mad if they get embarassed.
pisces:
good: friendly and compassionate
bad: change to fit ppl's expectations and moody sometimes.