Is anyone else having a bad day? Any Leos?!

Is anyone else having a bad day? Any Leos?

I'm flaming with jealousy, and anger. What about you guys?

I haven't had such a bad day since when I was standing in line to receive communion at Church, when all of a sudden, I had diarrhea, and it was running all down my legs and onto the floor. And it really smelled bad. I ran to the bathroom as quick as I could, but I was dropping diarrhea everywhere. I then hid myself in the basement tool shed so that I wouldn't have to clean it up. I was in there for about 3 hours before I left. Only the janitor saw me.