Anyone know some metaphors for the saying i love you more than ......... ?!

:D these are fun!

i love you more than a fat kid loves cake!.
i love you more than hitler loved killing jews!.
i love you more than black people love chicken and kool-aid!.
i love you more than you will ever love me!.
i love you more than a crackhead loves crack!.
i love you more than MJ loves little boys!.

some of those are mean, but i think if you have a good sense of humor, they're funny!. :PWww@Enter-QA@Com

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I love you more than a fat boy love chocolate!. Www@Enter-QA@Com

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i love you more than i love bacon
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