Can anyone tell me some good excuses for not going to school?!


Question: Can anyone tell me some good excuses for not going to school!?
I hate school!Tell me some good excuses for not going!Www@Enter-QA@Com


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say mom, i don't feel good!. then go to the bathroom after breakfast and dump a pack of instant oatmeal into the toilet and say you puked!Www@Enter-QA@Com

When you want a day away from school or work, your best excuse is this:

"I have an upset stomach!. Maybe I just ate something bad but I don't really feel up to coming into work because I haven't eaten today!."

This is good because:

1) It's a bit gross, so your boss / teacher / mother won't want to discuss it!.

2) You flushed away all the (non-existent) evidence in the privacy of your own bathroom!.

3) It's bad enough to miss work but not so bad that you need to see the doctor!.

4) It's something that could plausibly be better in 24 hours' time!.

If you choose something less severe then really you should be at work!.

If you choose something more you'll be expected to take more time off and see the doctor - which you don't want to do if you're lying!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

1!. I don't want to learn anything; 2) I don't want to be called educated; 3) I don't want a good paying job; 4) I want to commit crimes, like selling drugs and stealing; 5) I want to be called "Dropout"; 6) I want to manual labor for the rest of my life; 7) I want to live off others; 8) I want to panhandle on the streets; 9) I want to be known as a good-for-nothing; 10) I want to be in trouble with the law; 11) I don't like discipline; 12) I can always join the military, if I can pass the tests and they will have me!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

There aren't any!. aside from period pains which girls really can't help (or fake) and you would only be able to use that once a month!.
Unless you actually make yourself sick which really isn't a good thing to do!. Don't avoid school just get it over and done with!. If your in high school year 11 we have till next July then we can choose to stay in school or not!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

I probably shouldn't, but!.!.!.

I generally 'have a headache', or 'feel sick'!. They're really easy to fake 'cause you just moan a bit and say you need to lie down and go back to sleep!. Plus, they're generally gone by midday!

And sometimes, if I have a load of coursework due in, my parents just let me stay off to get it done!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

1) ill
2)my !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. died
3)my mum had a baby
4)hospital appointment
5)my mums car broke down on the way to school
6) we got snowed in
7) we live down a hill and i couldn't come to school because the hill was very icey !.
erm!.!.!.
8) i couldnt find my uniform!?!?
9)i didnt know it was open
10)"why werent you in school yesturday"!.!.!.i wasWww@Enter-QA@Com

You are sick and tired of listening to the PC brainwashing,dumbed down exams,how wonderful Obama is,Islamicisation,high class numbers,eradication of Christian activity and low teacher ability!.
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Here's a good one: you don't want an education and would prefer to spend the rest of your life being unemployable, claiming measly state benefits and never achieving anything!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Drugs, sex, bullies, gun toting idiots, etc!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

If your a girl the old "period pains" always worked for me!.!.!. but if your a boy!.!.!. i cant help lolWww@Enter-QA@Com

you think you have lice! lol! Www@Enter-QA@Com

hiccupsWww@Enter-QA@Com

You died!?

Probably gonna be awkward when you go in tomorrow though!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

You woke up dead this morning!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Shouldnt you be in school now !?!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

"i'm a bit sleepy"Www@Enter-QA@Com

tell ur mum u feel sick & if she doesnt buy it fall down on the floor & start crying i did that its wickid!Www@Enter-QA@Com

UK it's half term this week so don't have to go Www@Enter-QA@Com

say you have severe stomach pains and say you threw up several times during the nightWww@Enter-QA@Com

You might get shot!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

you were up sick all nightWww@Enter-QA@Com

I have many ways but i don't think I should tell them to you!.

Any1 around who thinks I'm right, Thumbs up me!Www@Enter-QA@Com

I want to stay home and watch porn!?Www@Enter-QA@Com



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