I have run out of good fart excuses, anybody have any new ones?!
Question: I have run out of good fart excuses, anybody have any new ones!?
Chair leg is loose, dog did it (no dog), loose floor board etc!. all used up!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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My pimples pop extremely loudly!.
Whoa, did you hear that thunder!?
Who is scratching that chalkboard with his/her nails!?
Oh, that!? I just put a baseball card in my bicycle spokes!.
Excuse you!
No, it's just that my bones rub together very loudly at the knee joints!. I'm seeing a doctor!.
Yeah, it's my new ringtone!.
I can't talk now - I'm playing Mario Kart on my Game Boy Advance!.
It was probably that jerk in the baseball camp!.
Sorry - I didn't hear what you said!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Whoa, did you hear that thunder!?
Who is scratching that chalkboard with his/her nails!?
Oh, that!? I just put a baseball card in my bicycle spokes!.
Excuse you!
No, it's just that my bones rub together very loudly at the knee joints!. I'm seeing a doctor!.
Yeah, it's my new ringtone!.
I can't talk now - I'm playing Mario Kart on my Game Boy Advance!.
It was probably that jerk in the baseball camp!.
Sorry - I didn't hear what you said!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
pahaha (:
hmmm
" uhmmm it was my shoee!"
then proove it bye rubbing your foot on the ground to make a fart soundd (:
or if our on a leather chair just sayy "it was the chairr"
and then rubber your armm on the chair to show themm (:
there ya go!Www@Enter-QA@Com
hmmm
" uhmmm it was my shoee!"
then proove it bye rubbing your foot on the ground to make a fart soundd (:
or if our on a leather chair just sayy "it was the chairr"
and then rubber your armm on the chair to show themm (:
there ya go!Www@Enter-QA@Com
my dad always said there was a ravid farting elphant, or he just blamed it on mom,,,,,Geez woman open a window or something,, , i always laughed but I knew it was dad the whole time!. mom lets out high pitch sqeels when she farted sounded like eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!.!.!. dad let out the bombs, we all went running for the hills, screaming get your gas masks its gonna be a long nightWww@Enter-QA@Com
ummm!.!.!.!. do you have a problem farting in public !?
if so !.!.!. just stop that way you dont have to make up excuses and wear your brain out!.
just say that you did farting sound with your mouth !.!.!.armpit !.!.idk!.
pretty soon ppl is gonna find out !.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
did you hear the frog burping!? or be like me, yup that was me, enjoy!. Got to take pride in them farts!. unless you're around your girl, then you well have to be polite!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
How about investing a few bucks and buy some Gas-X!. You want have to worry about making an excuse and others won't have to smell/hear your bodily functions!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
start laughing at the person nearest to you like: "wow that guy farts ALL the time" and people usually find your comment so funny they don't really bother investigating any furtherWww@Enter-QA@Com
Umm tell half the truth and say I drank too much soda or just run to the restroon and say " I got to use the restroon" IDKWww@Enter-QA@Com
1!. bad air
2!. my breath
3!.my feet
4!. haven't taken a shower lol
5!.i made that noise with my mouth
Sorry no moreWww@Enter-QA@Com
2!. my breath
3!.my feet
4!. haven't taken a shower lol
5!.i made that noise with my mouth
Sorry no moreWww@Enter-QA@Com
Blame someone else!.!.!.!.!.:-D
You could also act like there's no noise or smell!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
You could also act like there's no noise or smell!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Just say "Sorry!. If I don't do that regularly I will explode!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Does your mommy know you're using the computer!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
go "eeeeewwww! DAAAAD!!!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Quickly, blame it on whoever is sitting right next to you!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
It was my shoe rubbing the floor or rubbing together!. They sometimes make that sound!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL! Just say, "sorry!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Did you see that duck go by just now!?
Try it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Try it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
"oh no i've gone and shat myself"
works every timeWww@Enter-QA@Com
works every timeWww@Enter-QA@Com
Just cough loudlyWww@Enter-QA@Com
man the birds' chirps are getting weirder and weirder
or just cough at the same time to cover themWww@Enter-QA@Com
or just cough at the same time to cover themWww@Enter-QA@Com
It was fake Www@Enter-QA@Com
CoughWww@Enter-QA@Com
EWWWWWW! who was that!?
:)
hahahahaWww@Enter-QA@Com
:)
hahahahaWww@Enter-QA@Com
OOPS!.!.!. please excuse me, I seem to have BAD MANNERS!. :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
stepped on a goose =PWww@Enter-QA@Com
ah
oh there pasted a from or sumthing idkWww@Enter-QA@Com
oh there pasted a from or sumthing idkWww@Enter-QA@Com
don't look at me, I'm not the one stepping on a goose!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
o!.o!.!.!. ok um!.!.!.u could look at someone beside you and just act natural!. idkWww@Enter-QA@Com