QUICKLY!!! QUICKLY!!! The evil Count Dracula is trying to rape me! What should I!
Question: QUICKLY!!! QUICKLY!!! The evil Count Dracula is trying to rape me! What should I do!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
You see, I was merely trying to beat him in a game of rock paper sissors, and apparently he got so horny off my awesome tactics of beating him every round he really likes my company!! But now he's just gone too far!!! I'm hiding in one of his favorite coffins right now, and I'm out of weapons( I lost them during my assassination of Ronald McDonald) so what should I do!? I can hear him coming!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
take off your pants and BONE THAT MAN CANDY!
haha!.
heck yes!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha!.
heck yes!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Grab a wooden stake and stab him
Eat some garlic
Bring him outside in broad daylight
May I ask why you have a computer in a coffin!? Www@Enter-QA@Com
Eat some garlic
Bring him outside in broad daylight
May I ask why you have a computer in a coffin!? Www@Enter-QA@Com
QUICK! Get to the kitchen, find your little bottle marked PRESCRIPTION MEDS (RX), get water, and take! Fast it's the only way you won't get raped!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Enjoy it, Vampires are hot!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Kick his fat toothy @ss in a fist fight!. Or grab some garlic!.Www@Enter-QA@Com