If You're Stranded on a Boat...?!
Question: If You're Stranded on a Boat!.!.!.!?
A litte rowing boat in the middle of the pacific ocean, with only , - a limbless squirrel, a toothpick, pack of condoms, sheet of paper, and a lighter to accompany you, what would you do!?!? I'm bored as you may have noticed!Www@Enter-QA@Com
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Wait 4 days, surviving on filtered water using the paper and lighter to evaporate the salt!. After 4 days i take action by blowing up 5 condoms and attaching them to the limbless squirrel (cute) !. Once thats done, ill give the little thing my lighter!. He'll use the lighter to form a sort of hot air balloon with the condoms and travel safely (Let's hope) to ddry land, where, with the linguistic knowledge he'd have gained from me during our 4 day spell togeher, would tell the locals where i am!. Help is assured! I will await my saviours , passing the time picking my toe nails with the picks!. lol!! Poor squirrel!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I would write a 'help' message on the paper with the aid of the toothpick, make a sail out of the paper with the toothpick, blow up the condoms, stuff it the limbless squirrel, attach the sail to the squirrel and send it on it's way, hopefully in the direction of land!.
Meanwhile, I'd use the lighter to cook bits of fish I would catch by tickling any that came near the boat!.
I would most probably die a horrible death, and be tortured by the memory of stuffing the poor squirrel!.
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Meanwhile, I'd use the lighter to cook bits of fish I would catch by tickling any that came near the boat!.
I would most probably die a horrible death, and be tortured by the memory of stuffing the poor squirrel!.
xxWww@Enter-QA@Com
I'd kill the squirrel if it's not already dead and then by dipping the toothpick into the squirrels blood I'd wrote a note on the sheet of paper before rolling it up and tying it up in a condom (should be water proof!.!.!. right) and throwing it out to see!. Should have the same effect as a message in a bottle I'd have thought, so I should be rescued in no time!.
While I'm waiting, I'd survive on lighter fluid!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
While I'm waiting, I'd survive on lighter fluid!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
panic!.!. try to row the boat with my hands but will fail miserably!.!. lose my mind and start talking to the squirrel!.!. he will go nuts and commit suicide by choking himself with the condom!.!. I will burn him with the lighter and spread his ashes over the ocean!.!. I will write a message on the paper, make a plane, and fly it!.!. I will see my great invention drown 1 meter away from my boat!.!. I will cry myself to sleep and dream that Spain won the world cup and I'm dating Enrique IglesiasWww@Enter-QA@Com
Guess I'm a little more twisted than the ones answering before me!. I would plunge the Squirrel into the condoms and keep myself entertained until such a time as I drifted toward help or die satiated!.!.!. as for the rest of the equipment mentioned!.!.!. who cares!! LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
Blow up the condom and tie the paper, with a toothpick scrapped message on it asking for help and let it fly!.
Then I'd have dinner!.!.!.!.(cooked squirrel)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Then I'd have dinner!.!.!.!.(cooked squirrel)Www@Enter-QA@Com
well, im afraid if i was in the middle of the pacific in a row boat id be dead alreadyWww@Enter-QA@Com
i would burn the little rowing boat down with the lighter!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Is my boyfriend there!? Just use the condoms lol!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Give me your life!
I WANT YOUR SOUL!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I WANT YOUR SOUL!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
use my muscles to find another boat then grab a girlWww@Enter-QA@Com