Tell me a good joke before i go bonkers!!!!?!


Question: Tell me a good joke before i go bonkers!!!!!?
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Haha! Ok! I got one!

A little boy's grandparents are coming round to dinner and all the family are rushing around getting everything prepared!. The little boy does not understand what everyone is getting so worked up about, so he decides to ask his brother!. He goes into his room and he is reading a book called, "B!tches and B*stards"!. He asks his brother, "What are b!tches and b*stards!?"!. He replies, "It's like, Ladys and Gentlemen!." The boy leaves his brother's room and goes to his sister's room!. She is also reading a book, but the one is called, "Condoms"!. The boy asks, "What are condoms!?" and his sister replies, " It means coats"!. So the boy goes into his parents room and she is putting on makeup!. She slips her arm and goes, "Sh*t"!. He asks her what this means and she says, "It means putting on makeup!." He goes downstairs to the kitchen where his dad is stuffing the chicken!. His Dad then cuts himself on a knife and says, "F*ck!" The little boy asks what this means and he says, "It means stuffing the chicken!."

Later that night, the doorbell rings!. The little boy answered the door and beamed up at his grandparents!. He then said to them:
"Hello b!tchs and bast*rds, hang your condoms on the pegs!. Mum's upstairs putting sh*t on her face and dad's in the kitchen f*cking the chicken!."


Hope you like it, it took me ages to type, but makes me laugh!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

A fat guy, a gambler, and a gay guy are all in a car together when it crashes, and they all die!.

The three of them are standing at the gates of heaven, when Saint Peter says, "There's been a mistake, you three are not supposed to be here, you three are supposed to be in hell!."

The three of them beg and plead with Peter not to go to hell, so he says, "Fine, I'll tell you what, I'll give each one of you one more chance!. But you guys need to quit gambling and eating so much, and you need to quit being gay!. If you three do these things again, you'll wind up in hell!."

The three men thanked him, and Peter clapped his hands, and POOF, they were back on Earth!.

They were walking along a sidewalk, when they started to pass by a really fine restaurant!. The fat guy covered his eyes, but finally, he couldn't help it, and he ran to the restaurant!. As soon as he touched the door handle, POOF, he was gone!.

The gay guy and the gambler continued to walk along the sidewalk, when they came across a golden coin on the ground!. The gambler bent over to pick it up, and POOF, they gay guy was gone!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Paddy english man, Paddy Irish man and Paddy Scotish man walk into a bar the barman says "is this some king of joke" ha ha

What pink and fluffy!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. Pink fluff
Whats blue and fluffy!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Pink fluff holding its breath!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Why have elephants got big ears!?





Because Noddy couldn't afford the ransom!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

why did they take golly wogs off jam jars!?

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because black people kept using them as passport photos!Www@Enter-QA@Com

How many of the Lost cast does it take to change a lightbulb!?

1, but it will take 20 episodes!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

yo momma joke

yo momma is so black, she goes to funerals butt nakedWww@Enter-QA@Com



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