Just a fun question...?!
Question: Just a fun question!.!.!.!?
Well basically, im doing a play right now and in one scene i have to go over and scheme ways to kill King Humphrey (im on the bad side, in the play) but basically i dont know what to contribute and i promised i'd have something before the last show!. Best answer will be judged by the answer which gets the biggest reaction from the other actors, last show is this afternoon!. Good luck xxWww@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
A mechanical spike on his throne, to impale him when he sits down, releasing a catch and no more King ah ha ha ha, (manic laugh), ooh (grimaces with pain)!.!.!. :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Not sure if you have to come up with ideas to kill him in a scene or kill him yourself!?
I'd do something outrageously unexpected that would help your part in the play!.
Your character could pull out a gun (out of historical context) and shoot him (with blood bags)!.
Or if that's too much and you just have to discuss assassination make it as evil as possible!. The suggested 'spike up the bum' is popular and historically true (though not on a throne)!. How about having everyone in the room cut a piece of flesh off him!?
I don't know the context of the play!. How about having a person who loves him and he loves killing him!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
I'd do something outrageously unexpected that would help your part in the play!.
Your character could pull out a gun (out of historical context) and shoot him (with blood bags)!.
Or if that's too much and you just have to discuss assassination make it as evil as possible!. The suggested 'spike up the bum' is popular and historically true (though not on a throne)!. How about having everyone in the room cut a piece of flesh off him!?
I don't know the context of the play!. How about having a person who loves him and he loves killing him!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
If he is a King, they like to toast wine at the Royal Table!. How about killing him off with Cyanide in his wine Goblet!?Www@Enter-QA@Com