Ok folks lets have a change from jokes here are some poems for kids but are they!
Question: Cats
Five Little P*ssy Cats
Five little p*ssy cats playing near the door;
One ran and hid inside
And then there were four.
Four little p*ssy cats underneath a tree;
One heard a dog bark
And then there were three.
Three little p*ssy cats thinking what to do;
One saw a little bird
And then there were two.
Two little p*ssy cats sitting in the sun;
One ran to catch his tail
And then there was one.
One little p*ssy cat looking for some fun;
He saw a butterfly--
And then there was none.
Kitty, Kitty
I have a little kitty,
(extend first and fourth fingers like ears)
He is as quick as he can be.
(Make a side way motion with one hand quickly)
He jumps upon my lap,
(Cup one hand in palm of other)
And purrs a song to me. (Make purring sound)
The Cat Song
I see a cat.
The cat sees me.
I like the cats.
The cats like me.
Big black cats.
One, two, three.
I like the cats
and the cats like me.
Answers: Cats
Five Little P*ssy Cats
Five little p*ssy cats playing near the door;
One ran and hid inside
And then there were four.
Four little p*ssy cats underneath a tree;
One heard a dog bark
And then there were three.
Three little p*ssy cats thinking what to do;
One saw a little bird
And then there were two.
Two little p*ssy cats sitting in the sun;
One ran to catch his tail
And then there was one.
One little p*ssy cat looking for some fun;
He saw a butterfly--
And then there was none.
Kitty, Kitty
I have a little kitty,
(extend first and fourth fingers like ears)
He is as quick as he can be.
(Make a side way motion with one hand quickly)
He jumps upon my lap,
(Cup one hand in palm of other)
And purrs a song to me. (Make purring sound)
The Cat Song
I see a cat.
The cat sees me.
I like the cats.
The cats like me.
Big black cats.
One, two, three.
I like the cats
and the cats like me.
Cute poems....good change..kids would love them.....;:):):):)
There was a little budgie
Flew all the way to Spain
Stayed there all the winter time
And then flew back again
But as he was returning
He met a great big hawk
Who plucked out all his feathers
and made the bugg** walk
A wonderful bird is the pelican
His beak can hold more than his bellican
I dont know how the h-ll he can.
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really different side of you, but my 5 year old sis likes it. Keep tellin jokes!!
awwwwwwwwww !! Kitty!! Lol, please post one about guinea pigs and ferrets and chinchilla's coz I am animal mad!!! Lol, Go Ducky! Ducky is Lucky, (Sorry that was sad) Lol!!! =D