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Question: Thomas was just your average, everyday _____. One day he was _____, when he suddenly got an idea. I'm going to go out and buy a ______. When he got home he realized that he made a terrible mistake, his ______ actually turned out to be a ______. "What in the world am I going to do now?" he said to himself. Suddenly he hard a voice that said "_________________". "___________" he replied. He hurried from the house, shaken, but couldn't stop _______ for some odd reason. Eventually, he ____________ and decided that's all he could really do in this situation. He then lived ________ ever after.


Answers: Thomas was just your average, everyday _____. One day he was _____, when he suddenly got an idea. I'm going to go out and buy a ______. When he got home he realized that he made a terrible mistake, his ______ actually turned out to be a ______. "What in the world am I going to do now?" he said to himself. Suddenly he hard a voice that said "_________________". "___________" he replied. He hurried from the house, shaken, but couldn't stop _______ for some odd reason. Eventually, he ____________ and decided that's all he could really do in this situation. He then lived ________ ever after.

Thomas was just your average, everyday DRAG QUEEN. One day he was WAXING, when he suddenly got an idea. I'm going to go out and buy a GERBIL. When he got home he realized that he made a terrible mistake, his GERBIL actually turned out to be a HORSE. "What in the world am I going to do now?" he said to himself. Suddenly he hard a voice that said "WHATS UP DOC. " I THOUGHT I SAW A PUDDY TAT" he replied. He hurried from the house, shaken, but couldn't stop HUMPING for some odd reason. Eventually, he EXPLODED and decided that's all he could really do in this situation. He then lived IN TINY PIECES ever after.

Thomas was just your average, everyday GUY. One day he was JOGGING, when he suddenly got an idea. I'm going to go out and buy a TREDMILL. When he got home he realized that he made a terrible mistake, his DOG actually turned out to be a HUMAN GIRL. "What in the world am I going to do now?" he said to himself. Suddenly he heard a voice that said "COME WITH ME". "WHERE ARE WE GOING" he replied. He hurried from the house, shaken, but couldn't stop RUNNING for some odd reason. Eventually, he STOPPED and decided that's all he could really do in this situation. He then lived HAPPILY ever after.

guy, thinking, car, car, lemon, return it, return it, the car, sold it, broke.

stripper/hoe
sliding down the pole
sandwich from McDonald's
a weave from the employee Tatalalicous
get yo mutha ****** money back
hell yea *****
kissin his boyfriend
saw a guy with herpies
gayly

Thomas was just your average, everyday _guy_. One day he was __thinking___, when he suddenly got an idea. I'm going to go out and buy a __dog__. When he got home he realized that he made a terrible mistake, his __dog____ actually turned out to be a __cat____. "What in the world am I going to do now?" he said to himself. Suddenly he hard a voice that said "__love that cat like you would loved a dog__". "__ok i will love it the same___" he replied. He hurried from the house, shaken, but couldn't stop _crying___ for some odd reason. Eventually, he __stopped crying __ and decided that's all he could really do in this situation. He then lived _happily__ ever after.

lawyer
out for a stroll
puppy
dog
skunk
pet me
wtf
jumping up and down on one leg
cried
in the local playground

haha, that was kinda fun if a little random :)

lol.. Sorry I got nothing right now.. Just laughing my @ss out with Jess answer,.. That was funny as hell nice job. Thumbs up.

Thomas was just your average, everyday pet dog. One day he was out peeing on a lamppost, when he suddenly got an idea. I'm going to go out and buy a bone. When he got home he realized that he made a terrible mistake, his bone actually turned out to be a rubber one. "What in the world am I going to do now?" he said to himself. Suddenly he hard a voice that said "Secretly trade this bone with your friend's real one". "But that's mean" he replied. He hurried from the house, shaken, but couldn't stop panting for some odd reason. Eventually, he dropped his bone down the sewer and decided that's all he could really do in this situation. He then lived happily ever after.

Thomas was just your average, everyday HAMSTER. One day he was WATCHING TV, when he suddenly got an idea. I'm going to go out and buy a SPIDER HAMSTER SUIT. When he got home he realized that he made a terrible mistake, his SPIDER HAMSTER SUIT actually turned out to be a SUPER PIG SUIT. "What in the world am I going to do now?" he said to himself. Suddenly he heard a voice that said "SPIDER HAMSTER, DOES WHAT EVER A SPIDER HAMSTER DOES". "HOLY CHEW STICK" he replied. He hurried from the house, shaken, but couldn't stop POOPIN for some odd reason. Eventually, HE GOT A COLOSTOMY BAG and decided that's all he could really do in this situation. He then lived happily ever after.

Thomas was just your average everyday goldfish. One day he was snorting Pixi dust, when suddenly he got an idea. Im going to go out and buy a pet pony. when he got home he realized that he made a terribele mistake, his pony actually turned out to be a kitty. "What in the world am i going to do now?" he said to himself. Suddenly he heard a voice that said," ello love, Im a ninja!!!!!". "oh, ok, ninja...have fun" he replied. He hurried from the house, shaken, but couldnt stop skipping for some odd reason. Eventually, he fell down and decided that's all he could really do in this situation. He then lived happily(and high) ever after.



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