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Question: There once was a ____ farmer who lived in ____. He spent his days ____-ing mostly, but sometimes he switched it up with a ____ or to. One day a man arrived at his farm. "______________" he said. "Excuse me" the farmer replied, "but ____________? That really isn't cool." Suddenly the earth rumbled, and out of nowhere appeared a ______. It was the ______-est ______ ever seen by anyone. The farmed fled for his life, and eventually arrived at a ______ ran by a group of ______-s. He realized that his whole life he was really a ______. He eventually settled down with his new wife, who happened to be a ______. "This would have never been acceptable in my homeland", said the farmer. He eventually had a ______ which he named ______. One day his son came to his father and said, "Father, I need to be honest. I am really a ______" The farmer had no idea how this could be, but he sent him to a ______ camp for ______-s. Everything eventually worked out in the end for the farmer and his new ______


Answers: There once was a ____ farmer who lived in ____. He spent his days ____-ing mostly, but sometimes he switched it up with a ____ or to. One day a man arrived at his farm. "______________" he said. "Excuse me" the farmer replied, "but ____________? That really isn't cool." Suddenly the earth rumbled, and out of nowhere appeared a ______. It was the ______-est ______ ever seen by anyone. The farmed fled for his life, and eventually arrived at a ______ ran by a group of ______-s. He realized that his whole life he was really a ______. He eventually settled down with his new wife, who happened to be a ______. "This would have never been acceptable in my homeland", said the farmer. He eventually had a ______ which he named ______. One day his son came to his father and said, "Father, I need to be honest. I am really a ______" The farmer had no idea how this could be, but he sent him to a ______ camp for ______-s. Everything eventually worked out in the end for the farmer and his new ______

There once was a bisexual farmer who lived in Devon. He spent his days talking mostly, but sometimes he switched it up with a song or two. One day a man arrived at his farm. "Howdy there, fine man" he said. "Excuse me" the farmer replied, "but who invited you here? That really isn't cool." Suddenly the earth rumbled, and out of nowhere appeared a small brown hare. It was the cutest little hare ever seen by anyone. The farmer fled for his life, and eventually arrived at a barber shop ran by a group of hippies. He realized that his whole life he was really a hippy. He eventually settled down with his new wife, who happened to be a bisexual too. "This would have never been acceptable in my homeland", said the farmer. He eventually had a son which he named Hope. One day his son came to his father and said, "Father, I need to be honest. I am really a bisexual" The farmer had no idea how this could be, but he sent him to a bisexual camp for bisexuals. Everything eventually worked out in the end for the farmer and his new wife.

There once was a angry farmer who lived in Walla Walla Washington. He spent his days horse hunting mostly, but sometimes he switched it up with a toad or to. One day a man arrived at his farm. "Goodbye" he said. "Excuse me" the farmer replied, "but dont you mean hello? That really isn't cool." Suddenly the earth rumbled, and out of nowhere appeared a fish. It was the silliest fish ever seen by anyone. The farmed fled for his life, and eventually arrived at a zoo ran by a group of zebras. He realized that his whole life he was really a gorilla. He eventually settled down with his new wife, who happened to be a duck. "This would have never been acceptable in my homeland", said the farmer. He eventually had a bear which he named kirplunk. One day his son came to his father and said, "Father, I need to be honest. I am really a goose" The farmer had no idea how this could be, but he sent him to a butchery camp for monthes. Everything eventually worked out in the end for the farmer and his new lover.

there once was a homosexual farmer who lived in anus. he spent his days ******* mostly,but sometimes he switched it up with a boy or to. one day a man arrived at his farm. "holyshit!"he said. "Excuse me" the farmer replied, "but i thought you was bisexual ? That really isn't cool." Suddenly the earth rumbled, and out of nowhere appeared a naked boy . It was the funni-est he ever seen by anyone. The farmed fled for his life, and eventually arrived at a dickarmy ran by a group of lesbian-s. He realized that his whole life he was really a worthless. He eventually settled down with his new wife, who happened to be a lesbian. "This would have never been acceptable in my homeland", said the farmer. He eventually had a daughter which he named virgina coastguard. One day his son came to his father and said, "Father, I need to be honest. I am really a girl" The farmer had no idea how this could be, but he sent him to a booty camp for sexual misconduct-s. Everything eventually worked out in the end for the farmer and his new girl.

There once was an ant farmer who lived in the middle of nowhere. He spent his days dancing mostly, but sometimes he switched it up with a workout or to. One day a man arrived at his farm. "What the f*ck are you doing, old man? Ants? For real?" he said. "Excuse me" the farmer replied, "but are you talking to me? That really isn't cool." Suddenly the earth rumbled, and out of nowhere appeared David Hasselhoff. It was the worst attempt at acting ever seen by anyone. The farmer fled for his life, and eventually arrived at a clam shack ran by a group of hippies. He realized that his whole life he was really a burnout. He eventually settled down with his new wife, who happened to be a body building dancing milk maid of a hippy. "This would have never been acceptable in my homeland", said the farmer. He eventually had a large heffer which he named Lemmy Winks. One day his son came to his father and said, "Father, I need to be honest. I am really a girl." The farmer had no idea how this could be, but he sent him to a summer camp for the insanely sexually confused. Everything eventually worked out in the end for the farmer and his new life.



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