Is wit the best form of defence or would a frozen baguette be better?!
Question: Obviously any sane person would choose wit as the best form of defense, clearly once the baguette has de frosted your cooked arent you, a useless soggy lump of bread against wit............. I rest my case x
Answers: Obviously any sane person would choose wit as the best form of defense, clearly once the baguette has de frosted your cooked arent you, a useless soggy lump of bread against wit............. I rest my case x
A knuckle sandwich is better than a frozen baguette. But wit is still the best form of defence.
Option #3. With a baguette stuffed with a lead pipe you can use your wit and beat the c**p out of anybody that does not appreciated it.
Wit! If you can think of the right smart remarks, you'll just get their jaw hanging down! And everyone around will be in hysterics. Can be annoying, if something doesn't come to you quick enough though.
In the pub with my sisters a couple of years ago and this revolting p****d guy came up to me and said "would you like to suck my c**k?" I just looked him up and down and said "Nah, I'm allergic to prawns!" He was gobsmacked and the whole place exploded laughing!
Ecky thump - the art of self defense using a black pudding (as practiced by the goodies) would be far more effective than either wit or a standard frozen baguette.
Either way you are using your loaf.
Wit's always good, but not today..i seem to have about as much wit as said baguette...x
The frozen baguette. Some people think they have wit but really they are just a half wit or totally unarmed. Why take a chance?