looked at your face.hahahaha. that was funny.
kicked my ex in the groin
I vomited on my cat then kicked it
pissed in a hard hat and put it on somones head!! It was rather hilarious!
I kissed a Cow on the lips, And she said it was the best kiss she ever had in her life...
Been that desperate for a wee, i sat down to pee and didnt lift the toilet lid up OOPS!!!! Was funny though
i seen many of things places and people but nofin comperes to a kid called joey
Dropped a frog down the back of my best friends pants when he was bent over. Had some plumbers crack showing lol
i saw someone I knew in a pub, ran over the room to sit at the side of him, sat on a wooden speaker cover that had just been polished and slid off the other side, spilling my drink in the process. It was funny at the time. Well, we laughed anyway!
Me and my friends secretly went into the fish tank room at school, got the hose from the sink and started spraying all around the classroom, the next class in there put their books down and they got wet! We were pissing ourselves.
well i was a bit drunk sooo. yer
um i was walking down the road from the pub and i thought i saw a ghost (REMEMBER I WAS DRUNK) anyway i saw this ghost that looked like my boyfriend. so i start to talk to him and such. And then is woke up like. Apartly i was found on the pavement curled up with next doors dog!
answering this question.:))
get this, i once bought a baby seal from the seal dealer down the road, i borrowed my brothers taser and baton, cos his a police officer, and then i tasered it until it had a fit , and clubbed it to death, or at least i think it was dead when i dumped it in a rubbish heap
A long time ago when I was young and foolish, I rode my motorbike UP the Town hall steps. Well it was funny at the time ! I`m just old and foolish now.
I don't know if you know what spotting is but if you do I drove ma mate a fly and watched her pretend to be wasted and one day we were spotting me my mate and her mum were spotting at her house it was foggy as outside and my nan came over to check on me (they live next door) my mates mum starts screaming the house down yelling ghost get the KCUF out in jesus name I swear we almost pissed ourselves. And one time we got my mate that wasted he thought one of our boy mates was a girl all night he kept giving him that lets hook up look so I took him in the bathroom and said please go along with it he said yes (pretending to hesitate) so we were gonna stay at his house that night in the next room so we could listen when he found out we were there for 10 minutes later (I swear it sounded like they were hooking up) we hear him screaming "WHAT THE KCUF" we tryed our hardest to stay quiet then it went quiet for aaaaaaggggeeeesssss I swear it felt like half n hour before we hear him scream "KCUF MY RING HOLE" we couldent hold it in
Mean memories
I can only think of one incident right now, which was during a convo with an online friend. He's an okay lad, but he's very nosy and often demands that tell him secrets and stuff. He's very annoying when he does that, so I tried this:
Me: "Why are you so demanding?"
Him: "No, I'm not."
Me: "You are to me, though, right???"
Him: "Of course not, I'm never demanding."
<pause>
Me: *snicker*
Him: "Huh?"
Me: "Uh, nevermind."
Him: "What?"
Me: "I said, nevermind."
Him: "No, tell me."
Me: "Uh, no."
Him: "Come on, what is it?!"
Me: "Nothing."
Him: "TELL ME NOW!!!"
Me: "Gotcha!"
Him: "What?"
Me: "I made you demanding."
He proceeded to swear at me during my victorious moment, but he later admitted that it was a rather clever gag. =P