FARTS? why do my farts smell like cooked lamb?!


Question: i only eat veg?


Answers: i only eat veg?

puke rofl

that's awesome

Hmm, note to self....NEVER eat cooked lamb.

Yuck

Could be worse.

Are you Welsh ?

oh well at least yours doesn't smell like chicken. Be thankful.

incredible, u deserve a pat on the back

Because you are a God among men.

that's your answer,veg.

You ate cooked lamb lol

errrrr

Why would you want to spend time sniffing your own farts? Seriously weird!!

I duno but I can feel one coming now.

your stomach is messed up..toooo much fiber

vegetarians are know to have more gas than meat eaters, and flatulance is supposed to be way worse smelling.

i was going to say coz you eat too many kebabs then saw that you are a veggie! Maybe it's the same reason why my other halfs farts smell like rotten cabbage and to the best of my knowledge he hasn't eaten any rotten cabbage lol

xx

I don't know but my dad's smell like barbecue chips so...

lol.
srry. it just has to do with the way your body deals with the gas and produces it... you know the type of gas it is and the molecules in it.
=]

you have eaten too much veg. try to eat a varied diet

Jesus, how are you cooking your lamb, for God's sake?

I bet your a hit at cookouts....

i think because of the minerals/veg combined into little smelly poo. The body is a amazing thing you know?

There's no particular reason for it.

Your making me hungry! Ewww

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There is not much you can do about this, you might as well just get used to your own natural habitats.

its a mixture of the nutrients. lamb has a high number of some bnutrients an not others, jsut like vegetables. So its probably the mixture. At least urs dont smell like rotten cabbage:-D i dont even like cabbage or sprouts that much lol

I'm surprised you can smell anything with that mask on your face!

you either cooked lamb or you ate cooked lamb?

Oh! God! THAT IS NASTY.THEY SMELL LIKE COOKED LAMB BECAUSE THEY WERE IN YOUR STOMACH!!!!THERE IS NASTY STOMACH ACID IN THERE IF YOU ONLY EAT VEG I'M SUPRISED IT SMELLS LIKE LAMB MY SISTER IS NASTY HERS SMELLS LIKE ROTTEN EGGS!!!!!!(NASTY)MOST SMELLS LIKE CHICKEN SEARCH "WHO CAN BLOW THE BIGGEST FART",ON YOUTUBE.

THE F.A.R.T STANDS FOR FLATULENT ASSISTED RECTAL TUBING A GUY STICKS A TUBE IN HIS BUT THEN PUMPS AIR IN IT AND THAT =GINORMOUS FART

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Try my chili. It'll tear the *** right out of you. It's served with an after dinner diaper, 20 Rolaids and 12 pack.

Bon Appetite



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