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Pardon Breasts
A flat-chested woman was delighted when her fairy-god mother said her breasts would increase in size each time a man says, "Pardon" to her.
She walked down the sidewalk, accidentally bumped into a man and he said,"Pardon me." Her breasts instantly grew an inch and she was ecstatic. The next day, she bumped into a man in the grocery store, he begged her pardon and another inch was added to her breasts. She was in seventh heaven!
She walked into a Chinese restaurant, collided with a waiter who bowed and said, "A thousand pardons for my clumsy behavior." The next day, the headline in the local newspaper says, "Chinese Waiter Crushed to Death!"
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Pardon Breasts
A flat-chested woman was delighted when her fairy-god mother said her breasts would increase in size each time a man says, "Pardon" to her.
She walked down the sidewalk, accidentally bumped into a man and he said,"Pardon me." Her breasts instantly grew an inch and she was ecstatic. The next day, she bumped into a man in the grocery store, he begged her pardon and another inch was added to her breasts. She was in seventh heaven!
She walked into a Chinese restaurant, collided with a waiter who bowed and said, "A thousand pardons for my clumsy behavior." The next day, the headline in the local newspaper says, "Chinese Waiter Crushed to Death!"
oh well,i was always unhappy about the size of my breasts
i see now it was all for the best
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Hahaha that's great, that's new to me......I'll try to remember this one and to spread the word.,
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Great joke... hahaha
Here is one for you ....
Girl in the party asked a Major " when did you last have sex?
Major : 1955,
wow she said that long ago, wanna have some now??
Major looked at his watch and said not now its just 2035 !!!!!!!
As retarded as that was.. You got a chuckle and a smile out of me. Thanks lol!
This is seriously funny stuff! Haha! I'll remember to tell this one!
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cheesy yet amusing... ooohh, i like..LOL
good star for u!><!!
A Thousand laughs.
Interesting
How come she missed you?
LOL that's hilarious!!