Most embarassing thing you have done???!
Question: I was once in the emergency room for observation. I was hooked up to a heart monitor. A really cute nurse walked by and got me so excited that my heart sped up causing the alarm to go off. Of course doctors and nurses ran into the room and I had to explain to them that I wasn't dying, I was simply attracted to the nurse.
Answers: I was once in the emergency room for observation. I was hooked up to a heart monitor. A really cute nurse walked by and got me so excited that my heart sped up causing the alarm to go off. Of course doctors and nurses ran into the room and I had to explain to them that I wasn't dying, I was simply attracted to the nurse.
ask a new acquaintance when she was due her baby, only for her to say she wasn't pregnant and that it was just the shape of her,
how i wished the ground had opened up and swallowed me
fart in church during a prayer
say a joke in front of 30 people at school and none laugh, but all stare at me and are silent
Walked out of hotel room at 2am totally Naked and told
noisy couple to shut up. You should have seen there faces
the next morning at breakfast.
fart on my b/f's face
my husband drives a white van,i had just been to buy a newspaper and saw him stopped at traffic lights i jumped in the passenger side of the van,tapped him playfully on the head with my paper saying " where are you going sugarpie?" a complete stranger looked at me and said "to the builders yard honey bun" i could have curled up and died,luckily he had a sense of humour and told me it happened to him before
I stopped at a convenience store to get gas. I went inside to pay. I was a few blocks from the store and reached for my purse but it wasn't in my car (or so I thought). I went back to the store and told the clerk the person behind me in line stole my purse when I sat it on the counter to pay for my gas. They called the cops, when they arrived we went in to the office to view the surveillance tape. We watched as I walked up to pay at the counter and there was a woman standing behind me. The next frames were of me walking out the store WITH MY PURSE ON MY ARM! They stopped the tape and walked me to my car, after searching we found my purse lodged between the seat and the door jamb! I should add this is not the first time I've done something like this - falsey accusing someone of theft,