Jasper Carrott-esqe Humorous Actual Insurance Claims (just for fun) (part 2)?!
Question: 12- I was on my way to the doctors with rear end trouble when my universal joint gave way causing me to have an accident
13- To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front I struck a pedestrian
14- My car was legally parked as it backed into the other vehicle
15- An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my car & vanished
16- I told the police I was not injured, but on removing my hat found that I had a fractured skull
17- I was sure the old fellow would never make it to the other side of the road when I struck him
18- The pedestrian had no idea which direction to run, so I ran over him
19- I saw a slow moving, sad faced old gentleman as he bounced off the roof of my car
20- The indirect cause of the accident was a little guy in a small car with a big mouth
21- I was thrown from my car as it left the road. I was later found in a ditch by some cows
22- The telephone was approaching. I was attempting to swerve out of the way when I struck the front end
Answers: 12- I was on my way to the doctors with rear end trouble when my universal joint gave way causing me to have an accident
13- To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front I struck a pedestrian
14- My car was legally parked as it backed into the other vehicle
15- An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my car & vanished
16- I told the police I was not injured, but on removing my hat found that I had a fractured skull
17- I was sure the old fellow would never make it to the other side of the road when I struck him
18- The pedestrian had no idea which direction to run, so I ran over him
19- I saw a slow moving, sad faced old gentleman as he bounced off the roof of my car
20- The indirect cause of the accident was a little guy in a small car with a big mouth
21- I was thrown from my car as it left the road. I was later found in a ditch by some cows
22- The telephone was approaching. I was attempting to swerve out of the way when I struck the front end
jasper is the best so funny seen him live too and even funnier.
Do the Australian once they are dead funny too.
I love number 19 ha ha
I also love it when he talks about his teenage kids "Wallet Money" ha ha so true
I was reversing into the driveway which wasn't mine, when I struck a tree which I don't have.