How do you get a whole bunch of $1's for going to a strip club?!
Question: Okay there's a local stripatorium that does not have a bar in it, and the gals there are overly generous in the $1 lap dances, so i usually end up just pulling $40 in cash and stopping at a few gas stations between the bank and the club, buying a pack of gum or something to break down the two twentys, and then the two tens, leaving me with a little less than $20 in ones, and $20 in fives that go towards the $7 door fee, so now i've got about $20 in ones and two fives, that i give for the last lap dances of the evening. Hey i may be cheap but any business is good business, for this place.
Obviously if i just go to the gas station and ask to break two twenties into all ones, they're not going to do it. But do you think the register at the strip club entrance would do that? Such that you could just show up with two twenties, and ask them to, after entrance fee, give you the other $33 in ones, since it'll just cycle back around when the girls come up to the register later.
Answers: Okay there's a local stripatorium that does not have a bar in it, and the gals there are overly generous in the $1 lap dances, so i usually end up just pulling $40 in cash and stopping at a few gas stations between the bank and the club, buying a pack of gum or something to break down the two twentys, and then the two tens, leaving me with a little less than $20 in ones, and $20 in fives that go towards the $7 door fee, so now i've got about $20 in ones and two fives, that i give for the last lap dances of the evening. Hey i may be cheap but any business is good business, for this place.
Obviously if i just go to the gas station and ask to break two twenties into all ones, they're not going to do it. But do you think the register at the strip club entrance would do that? Such that you could just show up with two twenties, and ask them to, after entrance fee, give you the other $33 in ones, since it'll just cycle back around when the girls come up to the register later.
You could ask for all ones at the bank. Crazy concept, but the bankers in there are happy to let you do what you want with your account...if you can get there during bankers hours lol. At the entrance to the club you could also. Exactly like you said, the girls are going to trade all their singles in for larger bills so they won't need a full luggage set to take it home. The cashier or whatever might act annoyed at having to count it out, but you know what? Who cares. When you frequent strip clubs you probably learn not to worry what anyone thinks of you. Except if it's a big bouncer and he gets indignant, then better leave it alone. :)
By the way, I'm a dude, I just use my wife's account ;) and yes, my strip-clubbing days are over =( LOL
sure? Is this a wierd math question?
Maybe. They may have a huge stack of ones for the customers but maybe not. You can always go to a grocery store and ask them if they can break your $20s. Or when you buy a pack of gum, ask them if you can get as many ones as they can spare. Tell them that your laundry room change machine only takes ones!!