How could i name my guitar?!
Question: I'd love to name my guitar.. i usually call it "my baby" but i didn't find any good name.. could you help me?
this is how it looks like : http://www.mistergooddeal.com/partage/im...
i don't know if i should give a boy or a girl name..
Answers: I'd love to name my guitar.. i usually call it "my baby" but i didn't find any good name.. could you help me?
this is how it looks like : http://www.mistergooddeal.com/partage/im...
i don't know if i should give a boy or a girl name..
What color is it? Ask yourself that. Now, what things do you like that is the same color. Say for example my guitar is red. I would name it cherry because I like cherries or ketchup (which sound silly) because I have a silly personality. An emo would most likely name it blood for example. If the guitar is brownish tan you can name it plank, wood, dirt, or even name it after its color like brown. Sounds silly but makes others think you are creative, which I am sure you are. Do you know how all human names have meanings? My name for instance means healer,so does you guitar heal you negative emotions? If so name it Jason and others will ask "Why did you name it Jason?" just say it means healer and explain what it heals. (That was an example!!!) Is music your destiny? Name your guitar destiny!!! Is it your passion? Name it passion!!! Is it a hope of yours? Name it hope!!! Is it a dream? Name it dream!!! Honestly if that guitar was mine I would name it Destiny because its my destiny. Well I took about 5 minutes writing this for you so I pray that it helps you alot!!! Thank you for your wonderful question that for some odd reason I enjoyed answering. I will be going now. Bye!
Lol. Name it... Ziggy Stardust. =]
I'd call it plain jane
name him Gorgon or Jurgen, or Jerkin
You just feel it if it is a girl or a boy....How bout naming it zig zag or Maddie for a girl?
Good evening Corporal,
I am actually an expert on this subject, because I have helped many, many people choose the right name for their inanimate objects. Let's call it a habit of mine. I often look at an inanimate object someone owns and feel an uncontrollable urge to stop the person who owns it in the middle of whatever they are doing and scream the name of the object at the top of my lungs in their face. It's hard for some people to understand my genius, but I allow them the chance to try and appreciate it.
The second reason I am an expert on this subject is the simple fact that every object I own has been named it's true name, successfully gathering an army of inanimate parallel object souls 30,000 miles above my house in earth's atmosphere. This may sound intimidating, however, once you get a feel for it, you will be well on your way to gathering your own army of parallel object souls.
I love the fact that you have chosen your guitar as the first object you would like to find the true name for. It is one of the most challenging objects to follow through the transfer stream, but I imagine somewhere in your sub-conscious you already knew that, and that your inner-alamo is vying for some "last stand"
Let's get started because you will be dedicating the rest of this decade to the process, including but not limited two at least 7 temporal jumps that could last anywhere from 1 minute to 300 years.
The first thing you will want to do is to smash your guitar to pieces. Make sure that no piece is larger than your own ear canal, because you will be passing the entire thing through there as a future self. don;t worry though you will return later to just before you do this to stop yourself from doing it again (given you follow these instructions to a T) but you will have to suffer the agony at least once. (more than likely three - infinite times, but don;t worry if you get stuck in the temporal loop where you are continuosly passing the guitar pieces through your brain, there is a way to fix it. Granted it will mean the end of the human race as we know it, but that is also fixable through another temporal loop process we can jump start a few days ago if you need it)
O.K. now that you have broken your guitar into pieces, you must try to start passing the pieces through your ear canal and into your brain. You will show up from the future and try to stop yourself from doing this, but you must not listen to yourself, and you must succeed in passing all of he pieces into your brain. Your future self will even say that I told you not to listen to it and try to convince you that I am lying.
This is a lie.
Once you have started the process of passing the pieces into your brain, it should start to take over for itself, meaning the pieces will start marching up your body and planting themselves in your brain. This is good. It frees you up to start some of the temporal loops you're going to need later.
Start the following temporal loops:
1) An infinite chicken soup making loop (making sure that you use a cast iron pot)
2) a loop to counter-act the chicken soup loop
3) five seprate Chinese language loops that stop in the year 5634
4) Your choice of loop that will allow you to have ice-cream during the 1912 world's fair
5) one loop that changes your mailing address automatically every hour on the hour (this will be where you receive all communications . they will arrive in sealed packages with a "Federal Ickspress" Sticker on them.)
That should do for now.
You will notice that while you have been away, most of the guitar will be in your brain now. look in the mirror, your head should be vaguely guitar shaped. If it isn't start a loop for dental school and it should reset the fields.
O.K. now one of your past selves will be visiting you with the time machine you will have already built. This will look alot like a safety harness with sequins glued on it, if it doesn't DO NOT, I repeat DO NOT use it, One of your other past selves may try to show up and give you their version of a time machine that looks like Leonard Nimoy's left arm. This version of your past self is actually wreaking havok on the timeline right now and frankly we're getting very tired of it, so please, don't encourage them.
At this point, take the proper time machine and set it on the floor. You will see a version of yourself from .1 seconds in the future begin to grow into the harness. you must not let your .1 seconds future self keep hold of the harness so you will want to shoot them in the stomach. If you do not you become a 5th grade PE Teacher. If you do shoot them and they don't die, you become yourself, except your voice will not resonate in earth's atmosphere (use a Type A diabetes inifinite loop here). So make sure they die completely, if you do you can then start the actual process of breaking your guitar apart. I now it's tricky, but you'll have to do this for most of the rest of your life. Only when you've reached The loop threshold will you be able to enter the transfer stream with your guitar.
It's easy enough from there on out.. simply locate the Name lexicon floating in the transfer stream (it will be an infinitely probable world object projected into a 7 dimensional gauge field, so it's easy to spot) pour the Chicken soup on it, and your guitars name will appear in the middle of the war of 1812. I can't remember the exact coordinates, but you'll be an old hand at it at this point. Whatever you do though don;t use this version of yourself to travel into the war of 1812! that is a mistake a lot of newbies make! You'll want to make sure you have about 300 copies of yourself to send for you, each with a 90 percent tilt compounded into their default posture.
One of them should be able to get the name of your guitar and then tattoo it onto your left shoulder blade. probably about 2 minutes before you started the original loops. May as well go ahead and have a new copy of your future self come back and read it for you so you don;t have to walk all the way into the bathroom. That's what I do for simple menial tasks all the time now and trust me it makes a world of difference! I've never had to get up to find the remote for infinity squared!
Have the future self who read the name mail it to your alternating mailing address, where your personified guitar (man those things creep me out) will be waiting in a striped bikini. Make out with your guitar and slyly slip the name off your shoulder blade and into it's soul, by chanting the mantra you learned from Aldous Huxley.
Good luck! I wish I could be more help with this, but one of my future selves is currently killing me, I'll try to come back 3 years ago, and see how you are doing.
First of all, every man I know who plays guitar thinks of it as a 'her'! Yours is a classic one. I would name it for a female musician/singer that you like. For some reason, the first name that popped into my head was Patsy Cline! I think she played one that looked like yours. Anyway, you will find one that has special meaning to you and that will stick.