What if you were an alien ?!


Question: what if you were an alien AND landed on earth for the first time . what will you do next?
plz tell me


Answers: what if you were an alien AND landed on earth for the first time . what will you do next?
plz tell me

First, I would congratulate the Scientologists on being correct.

Second, I would get Tom Cruise's autograph.

Third, I would play a practical joke on the American public by telling them that Major Applewhite and his followers are alive and well back on my home planet.

Last but certainly not least, I would get a cheeseburger from In'n'Out Burger.

Leave... humans are too complex for my well-being.

That would depend. I would assume that an alien landing on Earth would have some mission from his own planet, unless he'd randomly crash landed here or something. So I suppose my first task would be related to my mission. Or else I'd try to figure out where I was . . . maybe asking for directions?

well, what I DID do when I did that, was go to Disneyland

I'd take one look at Earth and then call HQ to send me back.

Probe like 10 people.....then head over to the Dairy Queen.

take one look,get back in the space ship and get the heck outta there!

go to the toilet!!! it would be a first time to use a toilet!
id have alot stored lol

Well for one thing I would not be sitting here on Yahoo answers and talking with people and giving advice

login to yahoo answers and post the same question to you all...better come up with a good reply.

hmm...Hi there... I am an alien from the galaxy...faltulog....i am new here...tell me what should I do.
50 points for Good answer
10 points for Not so good.
2 points for nonsense.

kept in jurrasic park

As an unintentional visitor from a far-off Galaxy I explore a small part of the unknown Earth while my damaged space vehicle is being repaired.

I watch as tiny Earth creatures work in peace and harmony, building a community of homes for themselves.

Returning to my spaceship, I have a warm feeling in my soul at having seen such cooperation between the Earthlings, something that I witness so rarely in the universe.

Never realizing that I had been watching a colony of ants and not human beings.

I would faint on seeing the condition of the earth and return back as soon as i would come back to my senses...
:)

Probably,i'd go to beach..i'll dance ,sing and make friends....i'll take lots of money from different money lenders and take lots of loans from banks...when i get all that money....i will give them to poor ones and when they all (bank managers & money lenders) come to chase me,i'll runaway in my Space Shuttle....



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