I need everybody to help me out here!!!?!
Question: Ok I'm up typing a stupid assignment!!
I need something to keep me awake and coffee ain't working!!
Tell me a funny story or email me or something i don't know just keep me awake!!
I gotta stay awake and do this!!
Thabks!!
Answers: Ok I'm up typing a stupid assignment!!
I need something to keep me awake and coffee ain't working!!
Tell me a funny story or email me or something i don't know just keep me awake!!
I gotta stay awake and do this!!
Thabks!!
what is your assignment on? Take a shower, have some breakfast! Use brain food........nourishing foods, vitabrits, weetbix or similar. fruit also. Or go for a walk first, will get your endorphins on the go an keep you energiezed.
drop ur pants for a nice breez.
who cares about ur needs?........NOT ME!......lol
One day a man shall land on the moon!
Good luck on the assignment. No words of wisdom just wishing you luck!
Do a silly dance to your favourite song.
Get up and walk around.
Take Red Bull/energy drinks - they'll help!
If it's due for tomorrow, you need a sugar hit. If not, sleep on it. Mind you, I don't always practise what I preach
Snort some Mountain Dew now!!
And now, a poem: (**ahem!**)
Dew It!!
The sky was on the verge of tears
As I floated down the street.
I’d only had a couple of beers.
That’s not why I felt so neat!
I’d just tried the new wonder high,
It worked just like a charm.
And no stuffed-shirt FDA guy
Would tell you it does harm.
This latest thing since the speed attack,
Which is legal, through and through,
Costs you three bucks for a six-pack,
Its label reads “Mountain Dew”.
Just hold a can up to your nose,
And before you bat an eye,
Tilt it up and breathe in hard,
And spiral towards the sky.
Carbonation is the key,
It can’t work when it’s flat.
You got to have the bubbles, see,
Cause that is where it’s at!
Snorting “Dew” has some drawback,
It makes you cough and choke.
Or maybe even worse than that,
You’ll do the hard stuff – Coke!
Mountain Dew junkies are everywhere,
They’re always kind and mellow.
Their nostrils are big since they need more air,
And their faces are turning yellow.
Those Dew snorters end up every time
At Over-Dewers Anonymous.
(I’ve run out of words which rhyme,
There’s no use going on with this!).
drop a piece of ice down your pants... that should wake you up a little
twas round the shores that round our coast fromd eal to ramgate span that I found alone on a piece of stone an elderly naval man.
his hair was weedy, his beard was long, and weedy and long was he.and i heard this wight on the shore recite in a singular minor key
oh I am a cook and a captain bold and the mate of the nancy brig and a bosun's tight and a midship mite and the crew of the captain's gig....
from the yarn of the nancy bell by w.s.gilbert.