Can you keep me amused?!
Question: I'm so bored tidying this room can you write something to keep me amused while I do it?
I can keep checking back at intervals as my little treat for getting more work done cos I am getting so lazy and need motivating!
Answers: I'm so bored tidying this room can you write something to keep me amused while I do it?
I can keep checking back at intervals as my little treat for getting more work done cos I am getting so lazy and need motivating!
heres a joke
A biker was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded
above his head and, in a booming voice, God said, "Because you have tried to
be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish."
The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride
over anytime I want."
God said, "Your request is materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges
for that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the bottom of
the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust
several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify
your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of
something that would honor and glorify me."
The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally he said, "God, I wish
that I could understand my wife. I want to know how she feels inside, what
she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what
she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make a woman truly
happy."
God replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"
A: What do you get if you see a Frenchman up to his neck in sand?
Q: More sand.
dananana..nana..nana..can't touch this...dananana..nana...nana...can't touch this
*does a little dance*
little joke:
a priest, a peaodophile and a pervert all walk into a bar...
....and that was just the first guy.
=]
What do you called a three legged donkey?
What do you called a blind moose.
Two cows in a field one asked the other one are you not afraid of the mad cow disease she replied no i am a chicken
what has 2 wings, 8 legs, 6 eyes, a tail, and 3 faces?
a man on a horse holding a chicken
i sharted (fart and poop at the same time)
hahahahhaaaaaahahahahahaa!
put your fav cd on and boogie on down while cleaning that room.