As we get fatter one hot summer will we all drown in our own collective sweat?!


Question: scary thought, perhaps we should start building our houses on stilts in preparation for the bad smelling flood!
That or move to the moon - that way, by defying gravity, sweat will float upwards and no drowning shall occur. sorted. to the moon it is!


Answers: scary thought, perhaps we should start building our houses on stilts in preparation for the bad smelling flood!
That or move to the moon - that way, by defying gravity, sweat will float upwards and no drowning shall occur. sorted. to the moon it is!

no i can swim.

Since we are an island, we don't have the American solution of making everything wider. Around the year 2050, obese Britannia will get jammed in the aisle at Tesco's and die out. That will leave a few wiry vegetarians to repopulate the country.

Yes I think we will.
It will be a most unpleasant end : (

no..with the increase in global warming and the increased threat of terrorism we will all get fatter and fatter til we are all like little fat people shaped sausages and then the free roaming aardvarks who have been smoking weed to chill out after reading their insurance premiums will satisfy their munchies by feasting on our crispy rounded flesh then they will decide that vegans were not following some religious cult thing they're into and so the aardvarks will start strapping explosives to themselves and hiding in huge bags of lentils and chickpeas to eradicate them all..damn if only i'd shut the yard gate..see how easily one little thing can soon become an international catastrophe..aarrrggghhhhhhh!!!



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