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Answers: Ok, I had long hair and I had for about 3 years. Then one nite, a few weeks ago, one of my friends decieded to cut it off. He clearly thought it was a brilliantly funny idea. Now i want to get him back for doin it! How can I? He doesnt have long hair so I cant cut his off!

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You must have been some kinda drunk not to feel that. Eye brows are always funny. But just do one. So that way he walks around with just one.

You can put his hand in water and make him piss
I love markers. Perm markers. Write on the back of his neck or his back because he cant see there so when he walks around he can see things written on him

Set him up on a date that never happens if he doesnt have a girl friend

hire a stripper that is a guy (that looks like a girl) and get many pictures.

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his eyebrows.

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shave his eye brows off

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Shave his eyebrows

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cut his balls off

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His c*ck

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Shave half his entire body. This is far funnier in the summer with one hairless arm and one hairless leg on show, cos then you can tell it goes all the way round!

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the eyebrows always a good one
or super glue pink hair to his hair

go crazy.

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Shave an eyebrow off when he's aslep full of booze

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Clean your toilet with his toothbrush...

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Wait till hes asleep, stick rizla papers onto his eyebrows then light them! He won't touch you again

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IT DOESNT MATTER IS NOT LONG HAIRED - JUST CUT IT

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He's a total arsehole... you could maybe stab his family..? Or if that's too extreme knock him unconscious and permanent marker something either extremely funny or extremely racist onto his forehead.

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shaving cream and toothpaste serve as fantastic prank weaponry.

Good Luck!

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umm just egg his house or super glue some head phones and say i need you to listen to this song...always works...

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red food dye.........stripes look good, last too......you can get green and blue as well, enjoy

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take this from a stuntman and please, listen to me and choose my answer as the best, because it is. get baby powder, scrub it all over your hands and while he is sleeping, F******slap him across his face! oh S***, You better run after because he'll chase your F****** A**! B****!

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Go to a raunchy bar and put his number on stall for a good time put that he can swallow a golfball through a water hose or put an ad in the personals so he can get calls at all hours of the night

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Write something very witty on his head in permanent marker, at the back of his head where he won't notice. I wrote 'I love Maggie Thatcher' on someones forehead once, they went to work late and never knew until after dinner, hundreds seen it and never said anything, he could not work out why people were sniggering! all good fun!

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shave his legs and his eyebrows

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put a plastic bag over his face. or get him to pay for hair extensions

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in his shampoo bottle but an outrageous hair color dye in it so when he uses it his hair turns a different color. and under his car door handle, put superglue, when he's asleep shave his legs & arms & eyebrows. start a rumor that he's gay, and in anything he drinks, put viagra on it...and right before he drinks that, tell him to go swimming with you & then all the people will stare! rofl. OR get him super drunk & then tye him up naked to a tree out at a park.

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get a home tattoo kit and get him really drunk and persuade him to let you give him a cool wash off tatoo (only this is a real tatto kit) and you can put whatever the hell you see fit to...i would recomend something like if you are gay call me (with his number after it).......

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catch him really drunk and hold him down with help ofcourse and put some Heat(kinda like bengay) in his underwear??? maybe shave his hair off too

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reverse Mohawk

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