What is a good answerphone message?!


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What is a good answerphone message?


I dont want anything rude, but not boring either. Any suggestions...


Answers: This answering machine has been connected to a 5,000 volt power supply that has been wired to this small kitten. If you hang up before leaving a message, little Fluffy here will be blown to smithereens. It's your choice, ha ha ha ha ha. "Hello? *pause* oh hiya, how are you...?" pause let them respond..."sorry your speaking to an answer phone make sure you repeat everything you just said after the tone thanks!!!" I've heard this and it sounded really good (although it looks rubbish written down!):

"Hello . . . Hello . . . Is anybody there? Hello . . .
OK, you can leave your message now." Just leave a message saying HELLO but say hello as if you are answering your phone. Ive done this once and half my messages started with Oh hello how are you it's............ Just wondering..........Hello......... there? lol record this;


"Hello?.............Hello?....... phone! Hello?. Ah! It's an answerphone - please leave your message after the tone!" my answer phone message is 'name and number' by curiosity killed the cat. We just downloaded it off i tunes and held our phone up to the computer speakers for the beginning of the song which is; Hey how you doin? sorry you could'nt get through,this is a message thats been recorded especially for you, so if you leave your name and your number we'll get back to you...........beep. everyone who rings things its very amusing and so do i. I liked my friends one
'people were complaining that my last answerphone message was too long......'

that's it Mine says...... You know who this is, and you know what to do.

Short n simple... I am sorry that I cannot take your call busy disposing of a body under the floor boards leave a message after the creak !! I liked the one Ross did in Friends. He was singing to the tune of "we will rock you" by Queen. And he sang " WE WILL, WE WILL, CALL YOU BACK" My friend's answering machine always makes me laugh. You hear her dog bark then 'Sorry we're not in at the moment and Blue (Her dog) is on a strike and will not pick up the phone. PLease leave a message. Thank you! After that you hear her dog bark once more. May sound silly to some but it's unusual. Rattle some car keys and say help i'm chained up he he when parents have their kids on there and you can't understand anything they say, that is annoying "You've reached (number). If that's the number you thought you dialed please leave a message. If not please check your number and dial again."

I used to get a lot of wrong numbers.

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