I want to do a cookie exchange through the mail. Does anyone know about how to o!

I want to do a cookie exchange through the mail. Does anyone know about how to organize that?

No.

I have not done a cookie exchange through the mail. It's too risky. There are way too many unknowns once you've made the drop (into the mailbox), anything can happen. Next thing you know, you're busted. Chocolate chips all over the joint.

You may be interested to know that I've organized many cake exchanges down at the docks. If you are interested in moving the merchandise through me, then meet me down at the dock -- eight o'clock sharp. Come alone. Bring me a sample. Any monkey business is ill-advised.

I'm the guy leaning against the post, with the cigarette dangling from my mouth, black toque on my head, sunglasses. Be warned: last time an exchange went sour on my clock, two goons got pied in the face. Let's just say I've got eyes in the back of my head and I know a guy who knows a guy who takes care of things.

I provide an effecient service -- at a price. There is a large general public out there who need to eat cookies. I'll move your cookies for you and leave no crumbs therefore your trail will be invisible unless you want to move some shortbread in which case you and I will have no interchange.

Let's talk some business.