How many dead parrots approx do you have to send a celebrity before they realise!
Question:
How many dead parrots approx do you have to send a celebrity before they realise you love them ?
Answers:
As a rule of thumb, the first three are really just flirtation.
They'll begin to realize you're serious about how you feel around #5.
The real clincher comes at #6 (as long as it's only stunned and still has the strength to burst out of the box when they open it)....