Where can I buy activated charcoal underpants?!
Question:
Where can I buy activated charcoal underpants?
I have some issues with flatulence and have devised a system of baffles to deal with the noise. I just need some cacktivated charcoal underpants to help with some of the other issues. Flatulence is starting to ruin my life. I already lost my job as a stripergram.
Answers:
Flatulence is no laughing matter. Methaine is blamed for more than half of all verified cases of SHC (Spontaneous Human Combustion). If this is an attemt to troll (as I suspect), it is not funny! But if you really need something to mask the odor, may I suggest an unrefrigerated 4-day old rainbow trout. Good luck!