I need a girly quote about alcohol?!
Question:
I need a girly quote about alcohol?
preferably something new. Maybe from Sex and the City or something....All I can find are the same ones by Frank Sinatra and Ben Franklin. It's going on a pink T at the brewery I work at, hence the need for an alcohol theme.
Answers:
A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
Draft beer, not people.
You don't have to be a beer drinker to play darts, but it helps.
Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, it is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver. ~Jack Handey
Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza. ~Dave Barry
Beer is the cause and solution to all of life's problems. ~Homer Simpson